Looking for dates or something.
I used to have a beard but I don't any more.
My profile might seem sparse, but I promise I do all the normal things that people say they do, like eat, or sleep.
Also I'm really funny.
Fantastic Mr Fox,
The Good wife,
what I'm going to eat for dinner,
where my phone is,
the eighth amendment,
The vast, dark, unending void of infinite space,
if I have enough money,
what I'm going to have for breakfast,
whether I could get a pet right now,
where my wallet is,
where my passport is,
the fact that clicking someones picture opens pictures and does not take you back to their profile as you would expect,