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My self-summary
Hi! Im a boy. About yay wide and yay tall. Hispanic. Everytime i get into a fight, when someone punches me, candy falls out.

I am doe-eyed, squishable, and huggable.
What I’m doing with my life
Not Much of anything right now. Lost in a sea of constant longing and regret. Trying to stay afloat long enough till the next episode of Archer/Game of Thrones/WD/NPR comes on to fill that empty void feeling of drunkeness that I so desire for. But also traveling for Mud Runs (Spartan Races) and Guatemala for work.
I’m really good at
Making fun of you for being you when you deserve it. Especially my close friends and family.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair since im so short and my pinkies that curve inward for some odd reason.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A) Tale of Two Cities, World War Z, Princess Bride (it be a book and a movie as well), Hithchiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Douglas Adams, Fitzgerald, Dickens.
B) Casablanca, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Breakfast at Tiffanys (Book as well as a movie), Princess Bride, Pitch Perfect, Back to the Future, Princess Bride
C) Everything except Polka, but ok if im dancing to it. Band of Horses, The National, Flight of the Conchords, Arctic Monkeys, Barenaked Ladies, Chet Faker, INXS, Juanes, Modest Mouse, Phoenix, Portugal, Sarah Jaffe, Killers, Devlins, Cash, Joplin, Willie, Van Morrison, Etta James, Miles Davis, Rodgers & Hammerstein
D) Italian/Chinese/Sushi/Street Tacos/BBQ (TONS OF ROAD TRIPS FOR BBQ), Mesican, Guatemalean
Six things I could never do without
My Shoes. My car keys. My camera. My Deep Fryer. Batter for the deep fryer. State Fair of Texas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where I left my shoes, my car keys, my camera, if i left the deep fryer on, what im going to batter deep fry, and what new fried foods they got at the State Fair.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am feeding my fish Tails.Being entertained by whatever shiny jingly object I find in my pockets.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My Driver's License says im 5'7" but im really 5'6".
You should message me if
If you like candy to be sent to you and you know most of these answers are not to be taken seriously (most). Except the deep fryer part. I love my deep fryer! oh and BEISBOL! Love being at the Ballpark, watching movies at home or theatre, concerts, driving to N'awlins and Memphis for lunch or dinner, food truck parks, Late nights at the DMA, Whataburger at 6 am for actual Whataburgers, Words With Friends, (that's right, Oxford Comma) and Round Rock Donuts. Outdoors on the weekends as much as I can, biking, trotting, or doing Adventure Mud Races (Spartan and Jailbreak) or just being on the couch eating lasagna or enchiladas that i've made. I've had the same job for 14 years that has allowed me to do so much with my outside interests of LIFE. I mentor at a local elementary school, volunteer for non-profits, travel A LOT for fun, work (Guatemala about 8x a year), and food. (OXFORD COMMA BITCHES). Love the 9hr drive to visit my family, except when there is construction on the highway which has been going nonstop for the past 15 yrs. Best part of my life besides right now is when I used to work at Walt Disney World right after college. Still love going. Finally got to hike 2 of the 33 volcanoes in Guatemala and I plan on hiking all the rest before I die. I take the worst pictures, this is not what i normally look like. but, if you don't mind how mishapen i look like in most of these, wait til you see me in real life, in low-lighting. Wowza
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