Let's talk about me for a second, I mean, that is the purpose of this section. First things first, I have never committed a major crime, sure I have jaywalked and maybe ran a red light or two, but never gone on a crime spree. So that puts me in the plus column, but I can be super competitive, like never letting a five year old win a game of Connect 4 competitive, so I try to avoid competitions. Dang, I'm back to a zero. I always say bless you when someone sneezes, that's probably half a point.
On a slightly serious note I'm just trying to be the best person I can be and while that is a pretty stock answer I think that it really does apply. Look, I know saying that you're witty on a dating profile is not exactly showing off how witty you are, but I suck on the page. I'm a one-liner response type of witty.
Talking is great let's do it sometime.
Movies: The Big Lebowski, Labyrinth, I actually like really bad movies and action movies are normally pretty bad. For example, Bloodsport, Kickboxer, Tango and Cash, Soldier, Universal Solider, basically anything that people can make jokes at and no one will get mad for interrupting the movie, A Goofy Movie and other things from my childhood.
Shows: Bob's Burgers might be my favorite show on tv right now. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. There's plenty of others.
Music: I love music. All genres. I love talking about music. I love discovering old songs or new. Everything is fair game. I'll clarify that I'm the level of music lover that stops at knowing band members names. If I learn it I'll remember it, but I don't go out of my way.
Food: I am pretty open to whatever. I also like to cook and I would like to think I'm a semi-decent chef.
Also I guess you should message me if you want to talk music. Always up to listen to new music. Tell me what you think of The Gorillaz new album/the new HAIM single/ or hit me with a recommendation.