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My self-summary
What I like: Beaches (preferably tropical), Severe Weather (especially thunderstorms), Pizza (pepperoni), Games (except of the mind type), Animals (I have a BS in Zoology), Computers (what I currently do for a living), Movies (guy ones especially), Outdoors (fishing/camping/hiking), ice cream (anything involving chocolate), traveling, spooning....

What I don't like: Intolerance, religious fanatics, liars, cheaters, super anal people, diet drinks, materialism, snobs, egomaniacs...

Please don't take offense, but how come every woman's profile says that they "love to laugh"? Well duh. Who doesn't? :)

I'm sort of a jack of all trades. I dabble in computers, art, sports, science, nature, photography, playing music.... I Guess I just can't make up my mind on what to do when there's so many different things TO do out there! I'm socially and politically pretty liberal, I'm competitive yet laid back, educated yet silly, financially stable yet not materialistic. Go figure. I'm also a sarcastic, cynical, silly bastard sometimes but that's OK because I give a great massage. :P

Although I can be completely inappropriate at times, I also know very much how to treat a lady. My story is one of adventure, heartache, complacence, confusion, discovery, sadness, and elation. I wear my heart on my sleeve and all I really want is someone beautiful inside AND out to fall in love with and be my soul mate. (Or at the very least just have a good time with :) )

My perfect match? Ideally? Hot, smart, liberal, animal lover, fun, open minded, cheerful, caring, loving, adventurous, spontaneous... you know... the same thing everyone wants. Someone to travel with, someone to sit on the couch and watch TV with, someone to talk about anything and everything with, someone to hold hands with, someone to spoil, play with, flirt with, share intimate secrets with, go out with, etc etc. If do you manage to somehow snag my heart, I am the most loyal, giving, caring, honest guy you will ever meet and will spare nothing trying to make you happy.

Liars, cheaters, and women with severe personality disorders need not apply. Also, if you ask me to message you on yahoo, or are currently residing in Africa and plan on asking me for money, please don't bother. I'm not that stupid, or desperate. Thanks. :)
What I’m doing with my life
Joining dating sites, apparently.

Other than that, Computer programming and tending bar Wednesday-Sunday and trying to figure out what else I want to do with my life
I’m really good at
Pretending I'm cool
The first things people usually notice about me
My balls
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Ender's Game, Gunslinger, Lord of the Rings, The Stand, Hyperion, Dune, Wheel of Time
Movies: Most cult classics and good scifi, action, or comedies. Who wants to go to a movie to cry???
Music: Grunge, Indie, Metal, Hip Hop, Trance, Classic Rock, 80's, reggae, ... pretty much anything....
TV: South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Dr. Who, Sopranos, DeadWood, Storage Wars, Dual Survivor, Always Sunny, Workaholics
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the ways of the world. Philosophy, science, religion, news, my past and my future, my dreams and regrets. I think way too much....
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing games with friends, or possibly out somewhere trying to retain what few social skills I have left from sitting in front of a computer all day
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have any secrets. I wear my heart on my sleeve and if you want to know anything just ask. TMI is not a concept I'm familiar with.
You should message me if
you are looking for someone who isn't a douche bag
The two of us