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My self-summary
I solemnly swear I'm up to no good...

I wouldn’t get your hopes up until you read my entire profile...

Just because I’m an entrepreneur that travels a lot doesn’t mean that I’m the type of guy who has life completely by the balls by working remotely from the fabulous destinations of the world. I’m just a simple man with a simple plan who loves to get to the bottom of things (you know... like your heart)

Before we go any further, I need to know if you’re adventurous or if you’re a homebody, so answer my three question quiz:

Mountains or the beach?
Window or aisle seat?
Where did you get your passport stamped for the first time?

Answer ANY of these questions correctly and I’ll buy you a pony, 2 out of 3 gets you a unicorn, and I’ll spring for an all-out winged-Pegasus for a perfect score...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything that tickles my mind...

Rick and Morty is the greatest show ever created. Period.

Close 2nd is It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
On a typical Friday night I am
In a new city somewhere on this globe, ideally!
You should message me if
- you like to laugh and don’t take yourself too seriously
-you know how to flirt
- you are genuinely interested in the people around you
- you are a dork like me :)

If you've read this far you should just go ahead and stop being a chicken and say hello
The two of us