30 Oakland, United States
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My self-summary
A mixed bag of weirdness thrown together into a shy, short girl/woman who isn't afraid to flex her nerd. One moment I'm crocheting the next I'm fighting a dragon in Skyrim, it's just how I roll.

I refuse to conform to labels we seem to love to place on people. My interests and tastes are definitely varied and that's the way I like it.

Firmly believes the sun is the devil and it is out to kill me, so if you're the outdoors type this little nerd isn't your type. However, if you squee over rolling a crit on a d20, well that's a good start.
What I’m doing with my life
Oh what to write here....

The best way to describe my life at the moment is "maintain holding pattern." I am trying to go forward but slowly and waiting to see what happens. Some would say I'm in a rut but I prefer a routine and at the moment I'm fairly happy with it.
I’m really good at
I LOVE to bake things. Not so much a cook (but working on it. Surprisingly you can't live on cookies alone, who knew right?)

Making people laugh seems to come naturally to me and I love it. My shyness tends to make me seem rude, but with my friends I never shut up and I'm always out to get a laugh, sometimes at my own expense.

I wouldn't proclaim to be "really good" at it, but I love art and I'm constantly looking for ways to express myself. Whether it's origami, sculpting, papercraft, painting, customizing My Little Ponies (it's so fun ripping their heads off and cutting their hair), and my newest obsession crocheting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm vertically challenged (read as short)

My sense of humor. I love to make people laugh, but sometimes my sense of humor can be a bit too dry for someone and they think I'm being rude or cynical.

The next thing is probably my passion for art. My office is littered with it and most of it I've done myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter
Eragon (Inheritance Series)
Twilight Series (I'm one of the normal fans, I swear)
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (Millennium Trilogy)
Zombie Survival Guide
Ninja Handbook
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark
Warm Bodies

Favorite Movies:
Jurassic Park (1&2 I refuse to acknowledge 3)
Sin City
Desperado/ Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Phantom of the Opera
Princess Bride
V For Vendetta

Favorite Shows:
Family Guy
Robot Chicken
Walking Dead
Game of Thrones
True Blood

Favorite Music:
Adam Lambert
Lady GaGa
Black Veil Brides
Cinema Bizarre
Gackt (If you know who that is you score bonus points, no cheating)
The six things I could never do without
My family, my cat, art, music, coffee, and laughter
On a typical Friday night I am
Working and the going to the gym to try to lose a few pounds of myself and not die in the process
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm asexual. I won't go into detail here. If you don't know what that is Google is your friend. It's a recent and very dramatic realization in my life. I haven't dated in 4 years and now realizing I'm asexual it makes me feel like I'm already fighting against the odds.
You should message me if
If you know or Goggled what asexual is.