32 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a brand-new lawyer and a goddamned delight. Also I thought pierogies were a breed of dog until I was 24.
What I’m doing with my life
I just passed the bar and am doing legal mercenary work until I can find something permanent.
I’m really good at
Practicing future campaign speeches in my bathroom mirror. Hosting trivia nights for extra money. Occasional baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Someone once told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received. Otherwise it's usually the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I really like Tom Robbins, especially Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates. I've never read a Michael Chabon book I didn't like. Also just bought "Zealot" by Reza Aslan. I'm open to suggestions.

Movies: I'm not very picky about movies. There's not much I won't give a chance, but not a lot that I'll consider good. I can watch the first two Godfathers pretty much anytime. I like the Coen Brothers. My favorite comedy is "Murder by Death."

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (named after the movie). Aside from that, I listen to a lot of hip-hop. Been on a big Kendrick Lamar kick lately. Newer folk artists (I guess that's what they're called) are good. Pretty sure the Neko Case song "Night Still Comes" is one of the most perfect songs ever.
The six things I could never do without
1. My dog, Dexter. He's the black dachshund in my pics.
2. My niece. Easily one of my favorite people.
3. My collection of black t-shirts. Cuts down on the "what to wear" decision every day.
4. My phone and laptop. I write, text, and read a lot about politics, and the internet keeps me current.
5. Whiskey. Because... well, obvious reasons.
6. The rule of law. So I can stay employed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The unconscious integration of racism, misogyny, and other forms of bigotry into our social structures and how to best minimize their influence so people can feel secure that their civil rights are being protected.

Also, pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Lately not a lot. I just moved back to St. Louis after graduating, so I'm working on finding a job to have some money so I can start having typical Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Open water terrifies me.

About a year ago, a hornet landed on my arm and I punched him in his stupid tiny face.
You should message me if
I'm liberal as hell and I make political speeches to my bathroom mirror after a shower. I hate heights and I love road trips. If these sound good or you want to know more, just message me.