32 St. Louis, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a legal mercenary and a delight. Also I thought pierogies were a breed of dog until I was 24.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing temp lawyer work at the moment wherever people will pay me a decent amount. Looking for permanent lawyer jobs. Shrieking about the election on the internet.
I’m really good at
Practicing future campaign speeches in my bathroom mirror. Hosting trivia nights for extra money. Occasional baking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Someone once told me that I have a voice "like a war drum" and that's easily in the top three best compliments I've ever received. Otherwise it's usually the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The last two books I bought were "No God But God" by Reza Aslan and "A People's History of the United States" because I'm way behind on reading that. Also in the middle of reading "One Hundred Years of Solitude," because I'm also apparently in a college freshman literature course.

Movies: I'm not very picky about movies. There's not much I won't give a chance, but not a lot that I'll consider good. I can watch the first two Godfathers pretty much anytime. I like the Coen Brothers. My favorite comedy is "Murder by Death."

Music: My favorite band is Murder by Death (named after the movie). O'Death has been great since I saw them five years ago. Pokey Lafarge is a nice guy and I love his albums. Aside from that, I listen to a lot. Been on a big Kendrick Lamar kick lately. Pretty sure the Neko Case song "Night Still Comes" is one of the most perfect songs ever. I also love old Motown and R&B and basically anything that sounds good as a scratchy record.
The six things I could never do without
1. Pie.
2. Pizza.
3. Dogs.
4. Naps.
5. Whiskey.
6. Screaming.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The systemic influence of racism, misogyny, and other forms of bigotry on our social structures and how to best minimize their influence so people can feel secure that their civil rights are being protected.

Also, sandwiches.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fighting crime. Or committing crime. Depends how much whiskey I've had.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Open water terrifies me.

About a year ago, a hornet landed on my arm and I punched him in his stupid tiny face.

Currently on a diet and happy with my progress.
You should message me if
I'm the liberal friend that will discuss politics no matter where I'm at. I make political speeches to my bathroom mirror after a shower in the hope that I can perfect it by the time I run for office. I hate heights and I love road trips. Or, rather, I love driving. Don't care where I go. So message me if you'd like to go with me.