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My self-summary
I'm very much a spur of the moment type of guy, and I'll do just about whatever I can to make a joke about anything I can if it means you will smile.

Mostly harmless and I spend most of the time breaking down what things mean and what they stand for. I can get very meta about anything and I confuse easily.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in advertising which means long hours when were on projects but that doesn't mean I have no time off.

I enjoy practicing my uno game, wishing I had a welch corgi so I could name it Ein, Adventuring at Disneyland, producing, creating, inspiring.
I’m really good at
Catching them all.

Carrying on a conversation about the silliest things in the world making things that don't really happen in reality a reality. Enchanting unicorns for my stable of fine mystical creatures, so I can one day have a zoo of nothing but the most amazing creatures.

Like my LinkedIn profiles states, I have great tastebuds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
We like to Read:
Anything along the lines of: String Theory novellas, social engineering, random coup de grace action sequences, zombies zombies zombies, a world without men (minus one and a monkey), things written by crazy chicken ranch owners of the Oregon area.

Take me out to the movies!:
Anything by Takashi Mikke, Hiayo Miyazaki, David Fincher, Darren Aronofsky, Sam Rami, Wes Anderson , Nicolas Winding Refn, Christopher Nolan, Stanly Kubrik, Jon Favreau, Joss Whedon and Quentin Tarantino.

Short Serials:
anything as long as it involves thrones in some sort of throne and a weird game, 60's add agencies, adventures!, a spy agency turned vice, serial killers, bike gangs, a crazy island, time travel, girls and their crazy antics in NY, theoretical sciences, space ships, management consulting, Nathan Fillion, the IT department, cylons, slackers with dead end jobs, playing games for chairs, pawning everything someone owns, or sleuthing with backwoods detectives determined to get their guy.

Audible oddities:
Emo Night....
Oh and Cashmere, Childish, Turtle, Kaiyote, West, Brown, Puppy, Aphex, Ferg, Rocky, Sonny, purple rain, turn around, you & me, and you.

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Where do you want to go eat?:
My yelp bookmarks are pretty full of exciting places I want to go check out. If I had to choose by dish it would have to be: sushi pizza and burritos at the top spot, with a close second going to pad see ew, pork belly bao, and ramen.
The six things I could never do without
Pizza... Because pizza.

Music: The soundtrack to my life always changes, but it is always there. Without music I wouldn't be who I am today.

Friends... They are my ride or die.

Stable internet: you know for science and stuff.


I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Why R Kelly is the most ridiculous person in existence
-How I wish my life was more like the movies
-Where I should go adventure next
-If I was a Togepi, who would be my Togetic
On a typical Friday night I am
A typical Friday is anything but typical, whether its going out to a bar without a posted sign, dancing my heart out, hanging out at that all night cafe, or just staying in enjoying some netflix in my pajamas, I enjoy the adventure of change.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the worst at conversations, All I ever seem to want to talk about is Pizza, Sushi, Movies, Tv, and dumb internet cat videos.
I do an awesome R. Kelly Karaoke at any chance I can.
I know all the words to "stuntin' like my daddy"

I've never seen more than one episode of Sienfeld.
You should message me if
You can challenge me with your convictions, something you've read, something you saw, something you believe in.

You feel confident enough to recite any of young thug's lyrics at the top of your voice.

You can karaoke entirety of "stuntin' like my daddy"