NickKaminsky
30Hoffman Estates, United States
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My self-summary
Chicago native who lived abroad for a long time and has somehow successfully stayed alive for 30 years. To be frank, I have no idea how that has happened.
What I’m doing with my life
Realizing that I am incapable of answering this question without getting sarcastic or snide in response, most likely a deflection technique to mask the fact that I basically have no idea what I'm doing with my life, and it's beginning to consume me with more and more existential dread every single day.

Or other stuff! I teach ESL. I like doing comedy. I like writing stuff.
I’m really good at
Existential ennui. Grammar.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sense of humor. Sarcasm. Tattoos. Six foot long lizard's tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Thomas Pynchon, Boogie Nights, The Sopranos, and all of the foods simultaneously stuffed in my face.
Six things I could never do without
Hornets
Larger, more furious Hornets
Channing Tatum
Salt and Pepper
One-hitter
Jesus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hornets
Larger, more furious Hornets
Channing Tatum
Salt and Pepper
One-hitter
Jesus
On a typical Friday night I am
Hornets
Larger, more furious Hornets
Channing Tatum
Salt and Pepper
One-hitter
Jesus
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once thought I had mono for an entire year but it turns out I was just really bored.
You should message me if
If you want to check out some places in LA we've never been to, or if you want someone to talk TV shows with, or someone to write TV shows with. Or if you've never seen a TV show before and need someone to explain it to you. First thing you need to know is that it no longer actually involves owning a TV, so that's pretty cool.

Or if you want to eat bbq in Koreatown.
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