NickKaminsky
29 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
I have never been the same since Paul Walker died. Ride or die, my friends. Ride or die.

If anyone read that and thought I was being disrespectful to the memory of Paul Walker, never message me because you obviously understand nothing about me whatsoever.
What I’m doing with my life
Riding or dying. I thought I made this pretty clear already.
I’m really good at
Remembering obscene amounts of movie dialogue. Accents/impersonations. The Wire trivia. Cooking something pretty delicious and then making it even more delicious by adding SRIRACHAAAAAA.
The first things people usually notice about me
Sense of humor. Sarcasm. Tattoos. Six foot long lizard's tail.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
On Death and Dying
Precious 2: Precious Revenge
The Song Ave Maria on contant repeat.
Bouillabaisse
The six things I could never do without
Hornets
Larger, more furious Hornets
Channing Tatum's Penis
Omar from the Wire
The Wire
Jesus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hornets
Larger, more furious Hornets
Channing Tatum's Penis
Omar from the Wire
The Wire
Jesus
On a typical Friday night I am
Hornets
Larger, more furious Hornets
Channing Tatum's Penis
Omar from the Wire
The Wire
Jesus
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I would try human meat. I'm thinking braised butt with a balsamic onion marmalade might be tasty.
You should message me if
you want to skip the whole pesky "getting to know each other" and "becoming friends" and even "meeting each other in person" parts and instead just want to go right to the dirty messaging part.
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