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My self-summary
Is it me or is summarising yourself in 500 words or less the hardest part of constructing online dating profiles? Well, I have to do one so here it goes:

Hello! I'm someone who likes to enjoy life and approach it with a positive outlook. I'm lucky to have a job that I like a lot and like working hard. I also enjoying going out with friends and sometimes (though not always) consuming alcohol with said friends. I saw Australia/New Zealand last year and want to see more of the world in 2017, have any tips as to where I should go next?

I'm also a fan of going to gigs and festivals, somehow got a ticket to Glasto for 2017 so looking forward to that immensely. I lean left on the political spectrum and really dislike the Tories and the whole Brexit/upcoming Article 50 Disaster.

I'm on Instagram as @TheDivineComedy1983 and take pictures of everything, though I have a strict policy of never taking pictures of my food. I know, I'm such a radical...
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working as an Relevant Person's Representative in the field of social care and looking to move up in it. Based in Elephant & Castle.
I’m really good at
I like to think I am good at making people laugh and being a friend. I also believe in being very honest with people and like to think I give out good advice, although I'm not the best at always heeding my own advice. Plus, I can't be beaten at downing jaegerbombs, although this might not be recognised by society as a 'quality'. Which is, lets be honest, societies loss really.
The first things people usually notice about me
You mean apart from my amazingly good looks and super-sharp dress sense? Well, I like to think my personality would be something that grabs attention, the way I get to know strangers quickly and they can feel at ease with me, my sense of humour, my eyes so I have been told. Maybe you can tell me?
Update: After asking a few people, my dress sense and my accent are what people have first noticed about me. My accent is rather difficult to pin down for those meeting me for the first time...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Scott Walker, Pink Floyd, Nick Cave, Christine & The Queens, Maccabees, Michael Kiwanuka, Radiohead, Bjork, New Order, Bowie, Joanna Newsom, The Horrors, Portishead, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Patti Smith, Morrissey, P.J Harvey, Joy Division, Leonard Cohen, Arctic Monkeys, John Grant, Kate Bush.
Film: I love watching films, especially at the cinema. I also have Netflix and it's bloody amazing. Some films: Fight Club, The Truman Show, Tree of Life, Badlands, the Marvel films, 2001, Nightcrawler and many more...
TV shows: The Wire, Mad Men, Seinfeld,The Prisoner, The World At War, Mad Men, Orange is The New Black, The Thick of It, House of Cards etc.
Books: 1984, In Cold Blood, Animal Farm, Birdsong, Stalingrad, Gone Girl, World War Z, Game of Thrones, The Perfect 10, A Clockwork Orange, anything by Michael Lewis, Birdsong, Dispatches, Fever Pitch, High Fidelity, and so on.
Newspapers: I mainly read the Guardian/Observer. If you're an avid Daily Mail reader then we probably won't get on.
Food: I love all sorts of food but I do my best to eat healthy but sometimes I can't resist a very un-healthy curry. I love Italian and Indian food but have never really got into sushi or food from south east Asia so I plan on changing that.
Six things I could never do without
1. Friends.
2. Music.
3. Films/TV.
4. A social life.
5. Women. Well, I'm not on here for the questions...
6. Tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music, films, women, work, friends, when I'm next going out plus, most importantly of all, when will I have my next cup of tea?
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully, I'll be out in Camden (or somewhere equally as fun) with friends, having laughter-infused conversations with, just maybe, the odd drink involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's such a stereotypical thing to say but I'm pretty much an open book so ask away!
You should message me if
You like to laugh.
Have a passion for films or music or life in general.
Can hold an intelligent conversation.
I know this will make me sound deeply un-hip but I'm a fan of monogamous relationships so if you're looking for something else you might be best looking elsewhere.
You think we'll get on well.
The two of us