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My self-summary
I am sitting here trying to figure out what to write and I have this giant mental block. I think I am a pretty interesting person, but then again wouldn't I be able to figure out what to write here? So I think what I am going to do is just give you a bunch of random facts about my life and let you decide, so here it goes:

-I am the master of movie quotes, especially from comedies. I think if I was on a trivia game show and movie quotes was the only category I would get every one right.

-In second grade I accidentally called the teacher "Mommy" in front of the whole class, it was terrible.

-Growing up, my Dad told me that the ice cream only played music when he was out of ice cream.

-I have family in Italy that owns an olive oil company.

-In grade school I lost the school spelling bee by misspelling the word failure and then butter. I refused to participate after that.

-I use up every vacation day I have each year, that's why they are there, right?

-I have never been to Disney World and it is kind of a sore subject for me. We were supposed to go when I was probably 6 or 7, but then my parents abruptly canceled the trip….still haven’t gotten a reason for that one……

-I can watch The Office 24/7 and never get sick of it.

-I think Scarface is the most overrated movie ever made.

-I went to Pompeii when I was 13 and got lost in a section that wasn't open to the public yet. I ended up having to hop a barbed wire fence to get back into the parking lot.

-I dislike it when people don’t take their hats off in a restaurant.

-After going outside for recess in first grade, I was pulling down my snow pants in the hallway along with the rest of my class. When I pulled them down I must have grabbed too much material, because accidentally pulled down my real pants, and my underpants too.

-I love to travel, and the only thing holding me back from flying someplace new every weekend is the price of airfare.

-I’m pretty sure that if I were on Cash Cab I would win, which is why I try and take the mini-van taxis when I am in NYC.

-I get sick every 4th Christmas.

-I like to make people laugh, and there is no better feeling for me then when I do.

-I love playing soccer, I have played since I was 4 years old and still play now

-One time I was listening to this really awesome band at a bar in Las Vegas. I kept saying "these guys are really really good", and each time I said it everyone would just stare at me. Finally I said "ya know, these guys sound really familiar, who are they?", to which someone next to me (after looking at me silently for about 7-12 seconds) replied "uh, that's Maroon 5", to which I said "ohh" (and felt like an idiot).

-I have been to a game in every major professional sport NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB, I think the NFL is my favorite.

-I once met Christopher from the Sopranos, he was really cool and stood there to get his picture taken with me, which took a while because my phone camera sucks.

-A well placed “That’s what she said” comment will make my day.

-When I was 4, we got rid of our 100 lbs family dog. At the time, my parents told me that he was going to live on a farm. When I was 26, I found out that this was in fact a lie, that he passed away. The only reason I found it out was because my uncle let it slip at Christmas Eve dinner. Most awkward Christmas ever.

Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy who has worked hard to get where he is. My friends and family are very important to me and I am very loyal to them. I want to find someone that is not just a partner, but also a friend that I can share my life with, a sort of "partner in crime". Someone that doesn't need me, but I compliment her life, and she complements mine. While I am funny and like to joke around, I am still a goal oriented person and a hard worker. I work as an Administrator at a college and am about to finish my second master's degree. Anymore questions, just ask!
What I’m doing with my life
I work as an Administrator at a college and am about to begin work on my 2nd Master's.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, listening, giving advice, remembering useless details.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to name but I will try:

Books: Band of Brothers, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, World War Z, anything historical, anything about traveling.

Movies: Casablanca, anything old or funny

T.V.: The Office, Modern Family, Homeland, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Sherlock, LOST.
Six things I could never do without
My Family
My Friends
My Laptop
A good book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether the book I am writing will ever come to fruition.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seeing a movie, going out to eat, visiting friends, working out, or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think spelling bees are a waste of time.
You should message me if
You want to get to know me a little better, and to tell me about yourself.....or with a that's what she said comment!
The two of us