-I am the master of movie quotes, especially from comedies. I think if I was on a trivia game show and movie quotes was the only category I would get every one right.
-In second grade I accidentally called the teacher "Mommy" in front of the whole class, it was terrible.
-Growing up, my Dad told me that the ice cream only played music when he was out of ice cream.
-I have family in Italy that owns an olive oil company.
-In grade school I lost the school spelling bee by misspelling the word failure and then butter. I refused to participate after that.
-I use up every vacation day I have each year, that's why they are there, right?
-I have never been to Disney World and it is kind of a sore subject for me. We were supposed to go when I was probably 6 or 7, but then my parents abruptly canceled the trip….still haven’t gotten a reason for that one……
-I can watch The Office 24/7 and never get sick of it.
-I think Scarface is the most overrated movie ever made.
-I went to Pompeii when I was 13 and got lost in a section that wasn't open to the public yet. I ended up having to hop a barbed wire fence to get back into the parking lot.
-I dislike it when people don’t take their hats off in a restaurant.
-After going outside for recess in first grade, I was pulling down my snow pants in the hallway along with the rest of my class. When I pulled them down I must have grabbed too much material, because accidentally pulled down my real pants, and my underpants too.
-I love to travel, and the only thing holding me back from flying someplace new every weekend is the price of airfare.
-I’m pretty sure that if I were on Cash Cab I would win, which is why I try and take the mini-van taxis when I am in NYC.
-I get sick every 4th Christmas.
-I like to make people laugh, and there is no better feeling for me then when I do.
-I love playing soccer, I have played since I was 4 years old and still play now
-One time I was listening to this really awesome band at a bar in Las Vegas. I kept saying "these guys are really really good", and each time I said it everyone would just stare at me. Finally I said "ya know, these guys sound really familiar, who are they?", to which someone next to me (after looking at me silently for about 7-12 seconds) replied "uh, that's Maroon 5", to which I said "ohh" (and felt like an idiot).
-I have been to a game in every major professional sport NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB, I think the NFL is my favorite.
-I once met Christopher from the Sopranos, he was really cool and stood there to get his picture taken with me, which took a while because my phone camera sucks.
-A well placed “That’s what she said” comment will make my day.
-When I was 4, we got rid of our 100 lbs family dog. At the time, my parents told me that he was going to live on a farm. When I was 26, I found out that this was in fact a lie, that he passed away. The only reason I found it out was because my uncle let it slip at Christmas Eve dinner. Most awkward Christmas ever.
Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy who has worked hard to get where he is. My friends and family are very important to me and I am very loyal to them. I want to find someone that is not just a partner, but also a friend that I can share my life with, a sort of "partner in crime". Someone that doesn't need me, but I compliment her life, and she complements mine. While I am funny and like to joke around, I am still a goal oriented person and a hard worker. I work as an Administrator at a college and am about to finish my second master's degree. Anymore questions, just ask!
Books: Band of Brothers, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Game of Thrones, World War Z, anything historical, anything about traveling.
Movies: Casablanca, anything old or funny
T.V.: The Office, Modern Family, Homeland, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Sherlock, LOST.
A good book