28West Bend, United States
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My self-summary
I've got a cute face, chubby waist, thick legs in shape. Rump shaking both ways, make you do a double take...

I'm originally from Wisco. Moved to Cali for the last four years and now coming back to my roots. Remind me why Wisco is where it's at?? Make up artist. 420. Addicted to Smart Water, stemmed maraschino cherries and green olives. Raised by wolves. One love.

I believe in the medical properties of marijuana and I take part in the support of Prop 215. I enjoy making people laugh and having a great time.

I'm really into the zodiac. Believe what you want, but it's fun to think about. I'm a Taurus Sun-Libra Rising; and a Water Snake in the Chinese zodiac.

I have nine tattoos. I eventually want more. I believe the body is a canvas, and we should decorate it. I also have my nose pierced, my septum pierced and my ears stretched to a 5/8g. (Piercings and tattoos are a big turn on for me.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently a full time Certified Makeup Artist working for the greatest company in the world, Sephora. I love my job.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh and bringing out everyone's inner beauty with a little makeup artistry.

Secondly, I love to just pass the dutchie and get a good conversation going.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, my laugh and my inability to dance. HAHA.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books/Movies- Hunger Games Series, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn - Stephenie Meyer; Fight Club (book and movie); Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close; Brave New World; The Great Gatsby; the Office; As I Lay Dying - William Faulkner; Wuthering Heights; All You Need To Know About The Music Business; Donnie Darko; The Dark Knight; Drowning Mona; Death at a Funeral; I <3 Huckabees; Rushmore; The Lost Boys; Coraline; He's Just Not That Into You; Corpse Bride; Nightmare Before Christmas; Anything Disney; Across the Universe; RENT; V for Vendetta; Underworld 1,2,3; Rain Man; P.S. I Love You; The Notebook; 27 Dresses; Driving Lessons; Harry Potter 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 (book and movies); Into the Wild; Iron Jawed Angels; so many more...

Music- I'm very eclectic. I will listen to anything.

Yum- Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Diner food...haha.
Six things I could never do without
1. My iPhone
2. Red Bull
3. Tetrahydrocannabinol
4. Friends
5. Laughter
6. My car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The works.
On a typical Friday night I am
Packing a bowl and seeing how the night unfolds. I love a good adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hova, is my hero.

Ten points if you know of whom I speak.
You should message me if
You'd like to know more. :D
The two of us