I have a hectic life and need a hot, hilarious man to distract me from our failing society..
I have a difficult time taking dating seriously.
I work out and don't eat much. I've lost over a 100 pounds so if you decide to kidnap me, food expenses won't be too much of an issue for you.
I love horror movies, documentaries and French artsy crap.
I love hip hop.
Ice cubes and swallowing sadness.
You like smalls hands.
Also, if you like stupid conversations at a bar while getting snockered.
If you're a doctor with muscles. Or a doctor without muscles. Or a doctor who specializes in muscles. Or maybe you know a doctor? Whatever.