33 Richfield, United States
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My self-summary
Friends and family call me "WONDERFUL", "RATCHET", and "HEY, YOU."

I have a hectic life and need a hot, hilarious man to distract me from our failing society..

I have a difficult time taking dating seriously.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get used to a new, day schedule but doing horrible at going to bed at a decent time because I'm not that smart.

I work out and don't eat much. I've lost over a 100 pounds so if you decide to kidnap me, food expenses won't be too much of an issue for you.
I’m really good at
Ignoring your messages and pretending to care about your cat stories.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of news so I can get myself sufficiently worked up about nonsense. I just read "Lady Sings the Blues" about Billie Holiday and realized NONE OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE IT AS BAD AS BILLIE DID.

I love horror movies, documentaries and French artsy crap.

I love hip hop.

Ice cubes and swallowing sadness.
The six things I could never do without
I can do without just fine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing is typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm super funny on twitter.
You should message me if
You're a hot Asian man (not trying to fetishize but it's what I likes!)

You like smalls hands.

Also, if you like stupid conversations at a bar while getting snockered.

If you're a doctor with muscles. Or a doctor without muscles. Or a doctor who specializes in muscles. Or maybe you know a doctor? Whatever.