I like cooking & eating, hunting & cuddling, cleaning & lounging around, dancing & drinking...
I'm a 1950's house wife trapped in a hard body with a not so subtle Southern belle's charm, NJ attitude, and the mouth of a sailor.
Mothers love me 💋
On to what I want...I'm looking for a man I could possibly grow to love and possibly tolerate for the rest of my life. Lol I'm looking for that crazy can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over- the-fence, World Series kind of stuff. That ridiculous roller coaster of "My ex is in town-stop talking-wake up to flowers on the porch" retarded love. The crap you read about. I want somebody that can talk to me about anything and everything without being scared that I'll judge them. Somebody that I can stupid in front of and vise versa. I want that special man that will come to the club with me, dance with me, buy us drinks, let ME buy drinks, and walk me to porch after without any hopes that I will invite you inside because being with me was just enough for the night. I want the man that knows that I think all women are catty creatures and wont be upset when I am just as catty back to them. A man that knows when I'm so upset without having to ask...he'll just know. He'll pull me close and whisper "calm down baby, we'll leave soon." A man that knows the TRUE MEANING of CHIVALRY...I'm not talking "lay your jacket over a puddle so I can walk over it"...I mean open doors, protect me, tell me when we're splitting the dinner bill (don't ask.) A man that can handle all of me...just not my body. All I ask is for a mix between Achilles and Hector in Troy and John Dunbar from Dances With Wolves with awhole lot of Dom from Fast and the Furious and a sprinkle of Rick from The Mummy on top. Maybe a little Oded Pher swagg ( yes I said swagg)
And it wouldn't hurt if he had biceps as big as my face lol NOT at all a requirement but if you did I'd be yours in a heartbeat.
Long and ridiculous I know but being specific never hurts.
PS: I'm obsessed with the Dukes of Hazzard (the original series not the Jessica Simpson bullshi*), Charmed, Cars/Trucks, Hunting (Bear, Elk, Turkey, Deer, and Oryx), Frozen Haribo Gummy Bears (Gold Bag), SUSHI and Nutella :)
Dancing is just 2 people having a conversation...talk to me.
Antonietta... "Ninii Marie Lane"
And the fact that I'm incredibly blunt and sarcastic. I don't do cat calls and I find them completely amusing mainly because the way I answer them. Don't yell at me from across a room unless you want your balls busted.
I love all kinds of movies...like all kinds. I've yet to meet a movie I really dont like. Other than INCEPTION!
Dukes of Hazzard, Charmed and Firefly :)
Umm I love food!!!!!
and a pen
My pots and pans are dirty. I should probably wash them...
Maybe I should just buy new ones?
What kind should I get? Paula Deen??