26 Rio Rancho, United States
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My self-summary
Diamonds💎| PiNk💕| College Grad. 🌟 | Cheerleader 👑|Blanket Thief | God is within her. She will not fail. Psalms 46:5 🙏| Facebook: bellaNinii2008| Instagram: Bella_Ninii

I like cooking & eating, hunting & cuddling, cleaning & lounging around, dancing & drinking...

I'm a 1950's house wife trapped in a hard body with a not so subtle Southern belle's charm, NJ attitude, and the mouth of a sailor.

Mothers love me 💋

On to what I want...I'm looking for a man I could possibly grow to love and possibly tolerate for the rest of my life. Lol I'm looking for that crazy can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over- the-fence, World Series kind of stuff. That ridiculous roller coaster of "My ex is in town-stop talking-wake up to flowers on the porch" retarded love. The crap you read about. I want somebody that can talk to me about anything and everything without being scared that I'll judge them. Somebody that I can stupid in front of and vise versa. I want that special man that will come to the club with me, dance with me, buy us drinks, let ME buy drinks, and walk me to porch after without any hopes that I will invite you inside because being with me was just enough for the night. I want the man that knows that I think all women are catty creatures and wont be upset when I am just as catty back to them. A man that knows when I'm so upset without having to ask...he'll just know. He'll pull me close and whisper "calm down baby, we'll leave soon." A man that knows the TRUE MEANING of CHIVALRY...I'm not talking "lay your jacket over a puddle so I can walk over it"...I mean open doors, protect me, tell me when we're splitting the dinner bill (don't ask.) A man that can handle all of me...just not my body. All I ask is for a mix between Achilles and Hector in Troy and John Dunbar from Dances With Wolves with awhole lot of Dom from Fast and the Furious and a sprinkle of Rick from The Mummy on top. Maybe a little Oded Pher swagg ( yes I said swagg)

And it wouldn't hurt if he had biceps as big as my face lol NOT at all a requirement but if you did I'd be yours in a heartbeat.

Long and ridiculous I know but being specific never hurts.

PS: I'm obsessed with the Dukes of Hazzard (the original series not the Jessica Simpson bullshi*), Charmed, Cars/Trucks, Hunting (Bear, Elk, Turkey, Deer, and Oryx), Frozen Haribo Gummy Bears (Gold Bag), SUSHI and Nutella :)

Dancing is just 2 people having a to me.

Antonietta... "Ninii Marie Lane"
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working as an assistant to a mortgage broker :) I love it!!!!
I’m really good at
Singing and
Loving :)
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile or my legs :)

And the fact that I'm incredibly blunt and sarcastic. I don't do cat calls and I find them completely amusing mainly because the way I answer them. Don't yell at me from across a room unless you want your balls busted.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Memoirs of Cleopatra...amazing!
I love all kinds of all kinds. I've yet to meet a movie I really dont like. Other than INCEPTION!
Dukes of Hazzard, Charmed and Firefly :)
Umm I love food!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
and a pen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I'm going and what I am going to do when I get there.

My pots and pans are dirty. I should probably wash them...

Maybe I should just buy new ones?

What kind should I get? Paula Deen??

On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing! Whether it be in my kitchen or at the Dirty Bourbon :) or outside in the rain.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You'd have to ask me in person.
You should message me if
You think you can hack it :)