I'm can be the nicest guy in the world, but I guess I'm more of the lovable asshole. I'm fluent in sarcasm, and I'm pretty honest - regardless of your feelings. I'm pretty sadistic.
I love to go out and have fun, maybe a drink or two, but I'm just as fine staying at home with a good book, visual novel or comic book - you know, the little things in life.
I like to be around nature. I love animals - ever since I owned a Alligator when I was younger, I've wanted to have all types of exotic pets.
Concepts such as Death and the Human Mind fascinate me.
I'm pretty much looking for someone to match me in intelligence, humor and sexuality. Shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
I'm very open about sex. It's nothing to be ashamed of - it's a natural part of life.
I like to say and do the weirdest, most random things to people and observe their reactions. I like to get into people heads.
Studying the occult and the macabre. Ask me about it.
Cooking. I can make a mean Risotto.
Anything to do with a computer. Programming, repairs, that kind of stuff.
Being a gentleman to the ones who deserve it, and an asshole to the ones who don't. Unfortunately, I find myself being an asshole more often than not.
Being a human dictionary. I soak up information like a sponge.
Movies: I like Sci-fi, horror movies, psychological thrillers, or any combination of the three. I love movies that make you think. Some of my favorites include Donnie Darko, The Nightmare before Christmas, the first 2 Terminator movies, The Matrix, and pretty much any movie with zombies, Batman, or random humor.
Shows: The Daily Show (because I refuse to watch regular news), Mad Men, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Workaholics, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Supernatural, Adventure Time, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Regular Show, and if you haven't noticed by the shirt I'm wearing in my pic, Invader Zim. Need to start watching Doctor Who - heard it was amazing.
Music: This list can go on forever. I listen to everything from country to rap, techno to J-pop. The music I'm not really a fan of is mainstream (c)rap. Some of my favorites are Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, All That Remains, Maximum the Hormone, Pantera, Eminem, Yousei Teikoku, Breaking Benjamin, BoA, Disturbed, Bullet for my Valentine, A Perfect Circle, Escape the Fate, etc.
Food: I'm a steak and potatoes kind of guy. Oh, and did I mention that I love to cook?
Why sarcasm isn't an official language yet.
I don't know how to swim.
Voluntary ignorance is one of my largest pet peeves.
- If you're an awesome person to talk to/hang out with
- You love to have conversations, whether its intellectual or completely random.
- You're not the extreme party type, YOLO-spouting, duck face wearing, twerking teen wannabe. Just...no.
- You have an open mind. Cannot stress this enough. If you're against homosexuality, marijuana, etc. and don't have a damn good reason for it (which I doubt you will), you and I will not get along.
You read all of this, might as well. I don't bite. Okay, that's a lie. I bite pretty hard.