Ninja_Nightmare
30Detroit, United States
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My self-summary
Not good at these, so I guess I'll just throw out random facts about myself.

First and foremost, I'm a huge 90's nerd. I love anime, video and tabletop games, and comic books. Gaming has definitely been a huge part of my life, and I don't see that changing anytime soon. I'm mainly a hardcore PC gamer, but I'll mess around with my PS3/4 from time to the time.

I love all forms of art - music, books, drawing, etc. I'm a creator, teacher, and writer, and have a mutual respect for others like me.

I'm greatly opposed to censorship, I'm politically incorrect (and chock full of unpopular opinions), and I'm a natural skeptic with a hunger for knowledge.

I'm hopelessly addicted to frozen snacks, ginger ale, and gummies.

BDSM is a large part of my life as well. I'm definitely a pervert 😂

I can be the nicest guy in the world, but I guess I'm more of the lovable asshole. I'm fluent in sarcasm, and I'm brutally honest. I'm a bit of a cynic, but I have a pretty dark sense of humor to help balance it out...and keep myself sane.

I love to go out and have fun, maybe a drink or four, but I'm just as fine staying at home with a good book, visual novel or something online - you know, the little things in life. I'm definitely what you'd call a hermit or homebody, though - you know, anxiety and all.

I like to be around nature. I love animals - ever since I owned a Alligator when I was younger, I've wanted to have all types of exotic pets. I want to train a raccoon to be like Sly Cooper.

I'm pretty much looking for my Player 2, my Princess, my Kitten - someone to share opinions and humor with, someone to match my insatiable desire for knowledge, sexual fulfillment, and affection. Shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently in college getting my Teaching degree, while taking up Computer Programming on the side. I've always wanted to be an English, Art or Computer Teacher, and it's probably not gonna change anytime soon.

I like to say and do the weirdest, most random things to people and observe their reactions. I like to get into people heads.

Studying crystals, herbs, and voodoo. Ask me about it.

Trying to find someone to vibe with.
I’m really good at
Listening. I'm the guy everybody comes to with their problems, not that I'm complaining. I love seeing other's perspectives.

Cooking. I can make a mean Risotto.

Anything to do with a computer. Programming, repairs, that kind of stuff.

Being a gentleman to the ones who deserve it, and an asshole to the ones who don't. Unfortunately, I find myself being an asshole more often than not.

Being a human dictionary. I soak up information like a sponge.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot of manga, comic books and novels, notably H.P. Lovecraft, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Lord of the Rings, etc.

As for movies, I like older movies - Terminator 2, Donnie Darko, Miyazaki films, etc. I like Science Fiction, horror, psychological thrillers, and movies that make you think. Can't go wrong with some of those "so good it's bad" guilty pleasure movies, either.

My favorite shows include Bob's Burgers, Bojack Horseman, Rick and Morty, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Workaholics, AMD South Park. I like watching kids cartoons, too - love Animaniacs, Batman Beyond, Adventure Time, South Park, Futurama, The Simpsons (the older episodes), Regular Show, and if you haven't noticed by the shirt I'm wearing in one of my pics, Invader Zim. I just ran through Stranger Things and I'm constantly binging anime. Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Ball, Death Note, Re:Zero, D. Gray-Man, Yu-Gi-Oh! and Higurashi/Umineko no Naku Koro ni are my favorites.

Music: This list can go on forever. I listen to everything from rap, metal, and J-pop. The only music I'm not really a fan of is modern (c)rap or country. Some of my favorites are Nirvana, Micheal Jackson, Marilyn Manson, Avenged Sevenfold, Slipknot, Maximum the Hormone, Pantera, Eminem, Yousei Teikoku, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Duran Duran, etc.

Food: I'm a steak and potatoes kind of guy. Oh, and did I mention that I love to cook? And that I love Tacos and Pizza?

Of course, I've got to list my favorite games: Shin Megami Tensei/Persona, Elsword, Tera Online, Final Fantasy, Tsukihime/Fate/Melty Blood, Pokémon, Castlevania, Senran Kagura, and the Naruto Ultimate Ninja series.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life and Death
Sex.
Food.
Money.
Why sarcasm isn't an official language yet.
The future, most notably why I don't have kids yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Binge watching a show that I missed during school or work while stuffing my face with junk food, then working out to balance it all out.

Watching porn/reading hentai
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to swim and I'm lactose intolerant.
You should message me if
- If you're an awesome person to talk to/hang out with. Dank memes are a huge plus.
- You're a gamer, or you're super into anime or Asian culture.
- You're not the extreme partying, YOLO-spouting, duck face wearing, rebellious teen wannabe. Just...no.
- You have an extremely open mind. Cannot stress this enough. If you're against LGBT and marijuana, have a negative attitude towards sexuality, and don't have a damn good reason for it (which I doubt you will), you and I will not get along.

You read all of this, might as well. I don't bite. Okay, that's a lie. I bite pretty hard.
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