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My self-summary
In a sentence: I'm an introspective hedonist with a nihilistic joie de vivre.

I like comic books, old sci-fi movies, and staying up until 4am to watch meteor showers.

I'm polyamorous and pretty much full on romantic partners, but it's hard not to explore and seek out new adventures and experiences every so often.
What I’m doing with my life
Pretending to be an adult while I meander through life trying to find joy and meaning.
I’m really good at
Oh, I'm a charmer. I can, have, and will continue to talk my way into and out of everything.

I've ritualistically sacrificed thousands of hours to the digital gods in exchange for general mastery of their world.

I know an obscene amount about cephalopods. Not sure if that counts as being "good at" something, but I'm damn pleased with myself anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
The first thing people notice is the unique sound of my voice. Then once they listen to what I'm saying they notice that I'm very well spoken and articulate. After fifteen minutes of this, they realize I talk almost exclusively about butts and nerdy shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything written by Neil Gaiman or William Gibson. I like Lovecraftian horror, fantasy and sci-fi of all flavors (particularly cyberpunk and high fantasy), science non-fiction, and whatever else doesn't suck. I read a lot.

Movies: Alien, Donnie Darko, Blade Runner, Ghost in the Shell, The Seventh Seal and Pulp Fiction. I like a bit of everything, from The Devil's Rejects to Disney and from Miyazaki to Metropolis.

Shows: Adventure Time and Avatar TLA/LOK are my go-to shows. I also dig Game of Thrones, Rick and Morty, Breaking Bad, and Twin Peaks. Recently Stranger Things has been my thing.

Music: I have some go-to artists (Gorillas, Kmfdm, Bad Religion, and sometimes Johnny Cash), but I'm all over the place. Good music is everywhere if you take the time to listen.

Food: I am an om-nom-nomnivore with a meat tooth. Burritos, sushi, poke, and steak are my favorite things. I eat veg during the week for reasons, so meats are my treats.
Six things I could never do without
Sulfur, potassium, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon, and hydrogen. Because you know, why not give a sassy literal answer?


My cat Rosie, ganja, cold beer, a good conversation partner, and not too much else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Existential dread. Don't let the dread set in... Don't. Let. It. Set. In... *Wrestles with philosophical issues internally*

Also cats and video games.
On a typical Friday night I am
I tend to work Fridays, but I'm always trying to do something over the weekend. I can't sit still, ya know?

If all else fails, I'll kick back with my cat and some cannabis.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the God damn Batman.
You should message me if
If you're interested in being friends and/other shenanigans and mischief making. I'm kind of at capacity for romantic relationships right now, but I never shy away from meeting new people and starting new adventures.
The two of us