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My self-summary
QUICK DISCLAIMER: Please read this in a joyful and sarcastic tone not a douche bag tone. thank you and read on.

I'm awesome and my dick prevents cancer. Out of every girl I've ever slept with, none of them have cancer, so it must be true! You could say I'm quick witted, open minded, out spoken, and I quote myself. Here are some original quotes... "Patience is for the fool who's content with waiting." or "When you die all you are is a memory, try and make that memory good enough to be a story" -Me. Go ahead, google it, you won't find it anywhere :)

I like to argue (not fight), and because of how I view religion I
often openly mock it. Yeah, that may sound rude or hateful, but if you had a 15 year old kid that had an imaginary friend, you'd seek psychological help for said child, right? Religion.... same thing

I'm a talker not a typist,
But I'm a firm believer that the art of communication is a dying
art form because everyone would rather text.

I don't want kids... hell I'm even planning on getting a vasectomy,but finding the motivation to book an appointment for surgery...there... with only LOCAL anesthesia... is difficult.
What I’m doing with my life
Picture a barren desert. Now within this desert, lies a cubicle.
And within that cubicle, my only means of talking to the outside
world are elderly people who are ANGRY at me! In other words, I'm a slave robot to Wells Fargo doing their tech support. Thinking about going back to school for law, but until then, trying to enjoy the fuck out of it.
I’m really good at
Everything. Arguing, fixing problems & stuff, caring.

I pride myself on my ability to talk, and provoking people into
heated debates
The first things people usually notice about me
That guy smells GREAT!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's Game, The God Delusion, I Am America and So Can You, World War Z, most documentaries, Archer, American Dad,Spartacus, Dexter, and Lost until I saw the last episode.

Mumford and Sons, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, Not Lady Gaga,
Nirvana, Dub Fx, and my friend is trying to get me to experience
more dubstep. I just like a lot of music truthfully
Six things I could never do without
Internet, friends, sex, a bowl in my bong, great food, and my
sanity :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out with friends to San Francisco or somewhere with good
music, or just hanging out at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've once had two midget strippers crawling all over me.
The two of us