I'm awesome and my dick prevents cancer. Out of every girl I've ever slept with, none of them have cancer, so it must be true! You could say I'm quick witted, open minded, out spoken, and I quote myself. Here are some original quotes... "Patience is for the fool who's content with waiting." or "When you die all you are is a memory, try and make that memory good enough to be a story" -Me. Go ahead, google it, you won't find it anywhere :)
I like to argue (not fight), and because of how I view religion I
often openly mock it. Yeah, that may sound rude or hateful, but if you had a 15 year old kid that had an imaginary friend, you'd seek psychological help for said child, right? Religion.... same thing
I'm a talker not a typist,
But I'm a firm believer that the art of communication is a dying
art form because everyone would rather text.
I don't want kids... hell I'm even planning on getting a vasectomy,but finding the motivation to book an appointment for surgery...there... with only LOCAL anesthesia... is difficult.
And within that cubicle, my only means of talking to the outside
world are elderly people who are ANGRY at me! In other words, I'm a slave robot to Wells Fargo doing their tech support. Thinking about going back to school for law, but until then, trying to enjoy the fuck out of it.
I pride myself on my ability to talk, and provoking people into
Mumford and Sons, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, Not Lady Gaga,
Nirvana, Dub Fx, and my friend is trying to get me to experience
more dubstep. I just like a lot of music truthfully
music, or just hanging out at home.