No_Moore
33 Chattanooga, United States
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My self-summary
Pretty much undateable. Sorry about that.

Its been suggested that online dating is the equivalent of relationship porn. This is a very valid point.

Apparently I've answered / skipped all the questions on here. I feel like I've reached the end of the internet...
What I’m doing with my life
Blazing a trail at a Fortune 500 company and working the cube life. I wish work was more like The Office...

Not meeting interesting people on the internet.
I’m really good at
Being a jerk, or not being a jerk.

Reading for comprehension (and sometimes between the lines).

Using parentheses (I'm just OK at this).
The first things people usually notice about me
If there was ever such an egotistical question guided by self disillusion...

But, I'm sure its that I'm Caucasian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Stuff n' things.

The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. Check it out.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee (milk only)
Glasses (or contacts)
PB&J's (with crust)
Showers (not baths)
Stimulus (good or bad)
A weekend (or national holiday)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dating in your 30's is like looking for a parking spot. All the good ones are taken, the rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Why do people have regrets? I mean, every decision you've made up until now has kept you alive. You are making the right survival decision 100% of the time. Good job!
On a typical Friday night I am
Alive.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like yellow Starburst.

I ate paint as a kid. My parents told me it was lead free...
You should message me if
If I have to convince you to message me, that kind of defeats the purpose of attraction...

Don't message if you are a man, or a robot. Aliens are OK.
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