Apparently I've answered / skipped all the questions on here. I feel like I've reached the end of the internet...
I do like to joke around and am rather sarcastic, so you can't take everything I say seriously.
I'm also pretty nerdy. If you have Steam you should add me. I'm always looking for new friends.
Not meeting interesting people on the internet.
Reading for comprehension (and sometimes between the lines).
Using parentheses (I'm just OK at this).
But, I'm sure its that I'm Caucasian.
The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. Check it out.
Glasses (or contacts)
Fiber internet (this is optional)
Showers (not baths)
Stimulus (good or bad)
A weekend (or national holiday)
And then when you do finally find a spot, this happens: https://imgur.com/mGLwKgq
Why do people have regrets? I mean, every decision you've made up until now has kept you alive. You are making the right survival decision 100% of the time. Good job!
You haven't lived until you've been solicited by a sex-bot on a dating website. "I don't check this website much. Why don't you come watch my live cam? It's only $2. Don't be a pussy!" ...My life is complete now.
Don't message if you are a man, or a robot. Aliens are OK.
You swiped right.