34 Durango, United States
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My self-summary
I can't tell you much about myself because I'm a secret agent. Wait, no I'm not...

I recently moved to Durango from Minneapolis.

I like to laugh and have fun, but who doesn't? It's not like someone is going to get on here and say, "I like to sit around and stare at nothing all day. It gets very boring." I mean I can laugh and have fun doing a lot of different things. Mostly, I think it's about who I'm with, not what we're doing. With the right person, I'd be just as happy spending a quiet evening at home as I would be with getting into a shoot-out with drug dealers, stealing their car, and driving it north over the border into Canada where we live out the rest of our days as street pantomimes.

I'm a compulsive doodler and an amature guitar noodler. "No more rhymes now, I mean it." If you know the next line, we should chat.

And despite what you might be thinking right now, I'm not really a secret agent. Honest.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working on a continuous series of minor, but consistent, self improvements. Also, I'm plotting how I'm going to start a band. I'm starting grad school in July to become a teacher.
I’m really good at
Zingers, riffs, one-liners, and self-deprecating humor. I'm interested in, and dabble with, a lot of things, but I wouldn't say that I'm accomplished at anything. I'm pretty confident that I can cook and/or kiss reasonably well, if that counts. I'm really good at being open to, and participating, in new things.
The first things people usually notice about me
People probably notice my eyes. Or maybe my beard. Or maybe I'm sitting in their seat. I don't really know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book might be "Cloud Atlas" by David Mitchell, but there are others I really like (Kama Sutra anyone? YOWZAH!). In addition to all of David Mitchell's books, I really enjoy Derrek Brown, Dean Young, and Billy Collins; Raymond Carver, Tim O'Brien, and Kurt Vonnegut; James Gleick, Carl Sagan, and Bill Bryson. My favorite bands include The Lassie Foundation, Starflyer 59, and Decibully; but I also like bands that you've probably heard of such as Arcade Fire, Broken Social Scene, and Radiohead. I really like to cook and eat all kinds of food. I try to eat healthy, but I don't really go out of my way to eat health food. Or maybe I do. What do you consider health food?
The six things I could never do without
Happy, Grumpy, Bashful, Dopey, Sleepy, and Sneezy. Doc can go fuck himself.

Just kidding. This is a hard question to answer honestly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How do rocks works?
But really, I think about a lot of things like starting a band and how cool outer space is.
On a typical Friday night I am
"I should be trying harder to score chicks. It's just not my forte, unfortunately."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is this a safe place to admit that I like watching sports?
You should message me if
-You found my profile interesting and/or confusing.
-You would like to get to know me better.
-You would like to let me know that "we" will never happen because I like watching sports.
-You would like to meet me in person.
-You would NOT like to meet me in person (How come?).
-You found a spelling error on my profile.
-You are interested in starting a dream-pop noise band or something.