23Wichita Falls, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there, if you're reading this then cool. I'm really goofy and sarcastic. I have somewhat of a dark sense of humor so if you get offended easily then you're going to hate me with a passion.

I'm on here to find people to talk to when I get bored or hang out with someone...when I get bored(Lmao). I'm not on here to hook up with anyone so if that's what you're looking for, cool, I've got a lot of lonely, single and horny female friends. I'm not going to shame you or call you a pervert, I'll just simply give you one of their numbers.

I'm a firm believer in the political, social and economical equality of genders, and no I'm not a feminist. I like to refer to myself as a "Humanist" due to the fact the prefix of feminism only refers to equality for women and women aren't the only gender that struggle with shit in society. I'm sure this rant made half of my readers click the back button but oh well (;
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to a two-year college to get my basics out of the way but soon I want to transfer to UNT, Denton and major in Information Technology. I'm also a weekend warrior for the Army and occasionally slave away at AT&T.
I’m really good at
Bootlegging movies, bootlegging cable, hacking, designing layouts for annoying kids on tumblr....I'm a computer geek I know...

" I aspire to create my own computer software some day that will make Bill Gates go bankrupt. Hey, I can dream, cant I?"
The first things people usually notice about me
How short and skinny I
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mysterious Skin, Women, And Then There Were None, Virgin Suicides, Pulp, Death in the Clouds, The Witching Hour, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Flowers in the attic, Looking for Alaska

Sleepwalkers, I Spit on your Grave, Welcome to the Doll House, Grindhouse: Death Proof, Imitations of Life, Pulp Fiction, Misery, A Clockwork Orange, The Art of Getting By, Fear, Straw Dogs, Lost In Translation, Requiem For A dream, KIDS, Seven, Charlie Bartlett, Lost and Delirious, The Lovely Bones

American Horror Story, Big Bang Theory, Cold Case, Tales from the Crypt, The Twilight Zone,The Weekenders, The L Word, Lloyd in Space, Criminal Minds, Pepper Anne, Family Guy, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Emmure, Acacia Strain, Envy On the Coast, NK, Coltrane, Ella Fitzgerald, Kenny G, Paper Rival, Arctic Monkey's, Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Coheed and Cambria, Chiodos, Wolfmother, Saosin, Mumford and Sons, Maylene and the Sons, Norma Jean
Six things I could never do without
1. Oxygen
2. Food
3. Water
4. Sleep
6. More food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Self-improvement. Some things just don't seem to be good enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at Waffle House/IHop a hookah lounge, a house party/night club or sleeping the entire week off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When no one is looking, I'm getting that wedgie...
You should message me if
You're not boring. If I don't reply to you its not that I didn't want to...I actually forgot but I'll get back to everyone eventually.
If you're over 30 please don't contact me. Thanks!
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