IF YOU READ MY PROFILE AT ALL YOU WOULDN'T MESSAGE ME BECAUSE YOU WOULD SEE I AM IN FACT NOT AVAILABLE. SO IF YOU BOTHER TYPING OUT A GIANT MESSAGE WITHOUT READING THIS FIRST, YOU ARE AN ASSHAT.
Things I greatly enjoy: Anything Joss Whedon touches, Pigeons, The art of eating a pomegranate, interior design, fashion, and autumn.
Coconut scents Christmas Time Tea Cooking
Television is my life.
Part time Stop and Shop for extra cash.
Top Music- Regina Spektor, Alanis Morissette Marina and the Diamonds Lana Del Rey Brandi Carlile Florence and the Machine Gin Wigmore
Food- Anything pickled, stuffed peppers, Avocados Vegetables, sushi
If you have a sunburn I will peel you, it can bring me hours of amusement.
I have a tiny bladder, not medically proven but still.
Also don't message me if you're homophobic or use the word "Fag" in your vocabulary. That's a deal breaker and I will not have it in my presence.
You want a funny and charming girl who wants to treat you right and take care of you.
I want to be respected and adored. I am not a trophy or arm candy, I am your equal.