28 College Park, United States
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My self-summary
Trying to be as sarcastic as humanly possible

I care about creativity way too much
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a government contractor for the Department of Energy. I push paper, it's total bullshit. If the DOE asks you to take one of their bullshit jobs, tell them no.
I’m really good at
the guitar, it gets played like a motherfucking riot by me.
The first things people usually notice about me
The Jew look, wavy hair, fucking nerd
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Disaster Artist or anything talking about why Tommy Wiseau is the smartest idiot in the world. Also history books and just non-fiction in general.

Movies: Anything directed by Tarantino, Scorsese, P.T. Anderson and Kubrick.

Shows: Better Call Saul, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Game of Thrones.

Music: Mostly rock which includes anything from the 60's to today. Also some rap.

Food: This goes in my mouth and I chew it. I'm not picky.
The six things I could never do without
Dogs, name six of them. There you go, OkCupid.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How OkCupid determined that I'm "More Suave" than most people. Did they giggle after they came up with that result?
On a typical Friday night I am
Ever since I moved out of bumfuck nowhere Maryland, I've been trying to explore the DC area more when I'm away from my job. I don't mind being in but I also like to see what the city life has to offer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I've already said too much.
You should message me if
you don't take most things seriously