NotAnotherVNeck
28 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Born into a right-side up reality only to grow up into an upside down world. I'm a true fitness nerd... went to school for political science and history, graduated, and became a powerlifter. High totals are hard to come by when you have shitty leverages :(

Mente sana corpo sano.
What I’m doing with my life
Slanging pastas and drinks to pay the bills so I can live. Put shit up, put shit down, yadda yadda.
I’m really good at
H1Z1. Squats, I spend hours each week just doing that one movement. It sounds pretty lame and probably is but fuck it, it works. White privilege, yo. Messing around on my gitfiddle. And as of recently, fixing plumbing, apparently.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Calvin & Hobbes, 100 Years of Solitude, Down and Out in London and Paris

Cinema Paradiso, Pan's Labyrinth, anything Christopher Nolan, anything Tarantino

THE WIRE, Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Game of Thrones (wtf season 5???), Jeopardy, History Channel pre-2004

I'm a music man. Asking my favorite music is like asking my favorite candy bar. Blues, Metal, Jazz, Hip Hop, Rap, Opera, Down tempo electronic, etc etc, all great. Ok except Drake, Taylor Swift, and anything pertaining to that style. That shit is for the birds.

Anything gluten and meaty. Preferably Italian, hailing from the mother land. I can bake. Still haven't mastered pies though - I could use the help.
The six things I could never do without
Knowledge, compassion, integrity, honesty, laughter, 8 hours of sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where's the chapstick?

People, humanity, current affairs, how the hell I'm going to make money from lifting, what I'm going to eat again, whether or not I should fold my clothes. What I'm going to eat tomorrow. How am I going to gain a following on twitch.tv?
On a typical Friday night I am
Squatting. Or netflix and chill with my cup of tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm just a fat kid with a muscle suit. Sorta like the sumo suits those Jackass guys wear when they tackle people on the street. Except the opposite of that. Yea..
You should message me if
If you don't have a middle name. Or if I made you :)
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