NotFragile
23 Pico Rivera, United States
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My self-summary
-I'll start off strong. I'm a singer/song-writer and a guitarist. If that sort of thing gets you going, then... then good
-I am well-mannered and will show you respect; simple things like "please" and "thank you" go a long way with me.
-I have a great sense of humor, so I hope you like to laugh! If you're the kind of person that's just always in a serious mood and hates when people make light of nearly every situation then you ought to look elsewhere. Laughter is the air in my world.
-I respect and admire science, philosophy, and history. They guide my worldview and my perspectives on life. We should, ideally, see eye-to-eye on this.
What I’m doing with my life
Would be majoring in philosophy if I could make a career out of it, but STEM is where it's at, so I'm going down the neurology route
I’m really good at
1. Everything
2. Nothing
3. Paradoxes
The first things people usually notice about me
My long ass dick dragging on the floor behind me
hollahhh

jk it's tiny

microscopic

a clit could probably sword fight my dick and win

jk again

who knows

i don't
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I spend most my time reading articles on philosophy, science, and the like. I prefer to be learning during my reading time.

Movies: I love you man, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, District 9, Avatar, Star Trek, Star Wars... Stuff blowing up and douchebaggy humor.

Shows: 2.5 men, Scrubs, South Park, Tosh.0, Nobody reads this, I can say whatever I want here, bonertitscumassfuckanalcreampie, Family Guy, Chelsea Lately

Music: Utada and IU (they are my muses), Davichi, Ailee, Lindsey Stirling, Beck, Gorillaz, Ed Sheeran, Sam Smith. I love Japanese and Korean pop

Food: EVERYTHING... except bugs, clams, onions, ketchup, and other weird miscellaneous shit that's too gross. My favorites are yellow chicken curry, chicken alfredo, T-bone steaks, seafood, pho..... I love food. Everything. fuck it.
The six things I could never do without
Lists of six things
Music
Freedom
Nice clothes
Video games
Conversations
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are buildings called buildings if they've already been built?
And why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
Why do shipments go by car while cargo goes by ship?
Suits go in garment bags and garments go in suitcases?
Why are they called apartments when they're all together?
Noses run; feet smell...

The English language is amusingly perplexing at times, isn't it!?
Besides that though...

How can the cemetry raise it's burial costs and blame it on the price of living?
If Adam and Eve did exist, and were the first people on earth, did they have belly buttons?
And did Noah include termites on the ark?

Tune in next week for more bullshit!
On a typical Friday night I am
bandaging my dick from all that floor scrape action
hollahhhhh

jk

i'm slaving away at a minimum wage job hoping to someday be able to pay for penis enlargement surgery

jk again

who knows

i don't
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
These hoes ain't loyal.
and by hoes I mean my favorite pair of shoes.
and by loyal I mean in good condition.
You should message me if
you think I'm attractive... the same reason you would message anybody else

Also, you understand and appreciate my dick jokes.
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