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My self-summary
Well, I'm a guy as the above photos will attest. I do things for fun sometimes. The outdoors are good for that, but the flaming orb in the sky takes its revenge on me if I have too much outdoor fun...

I guess my point is: I tend to freckle...

Oh, and I'm a bit of a geek, too. It's not that obvious from looking at me though.

Obwohl diese Seite will dass ich die Fragen auch auf Deutsch beantworte, werde ich das nich tun, weil es mir einfach zu viel Zeit entnehmen wuerde.

I am Bed, Bath, and Beyond
What I’m doing with my life
Perfecting the art of online communication, eating occasionally, and trying to not come off as too much of a jerk. That last part's a work in progress...
I’m really good at
Italicizing. Algebra. Having a good time. Pretending not to have a good time. Making beer disappear. Correcting poor grammar.
The first things people usually notice about me
It is, of course, instantly obvious to all who meet me that I harbor an intense dislike for anise liquor, Miracle-Whip, Cool-Whip and JELL-O. While I am well aware the last one makes me a freak deserving of ostracization, I have my reasons...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Are probably subject to change constantly... I have really broad & eclectic tastes.
Six things I could never do without
DHMO: Despite its inherent dangers (a teaspoonful is enough to kill a grown man), I am a long term advocate for its use and decriminalization.
Solar radiation
Reliable transportation
Thermal radiation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The late middle ages. And yogurt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Thinking about the late middle ages. And yogurt.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like boobs... a lot. (I have yet to meet anyone who doesn't like them though, it seems to be a universal constant)
You should message me if
You find me strangely fascinating


You have an unholy compunction to do so...

Either way it's probably a bad idea. If you really want to though, go ahead. I'm always looking tor new minions to experiment on.. I mean friends... new friends to play with.

Really, though: If you get that most of this was flippant humor at its most base... and think that's ok: then say hi.
The two of us