38Richmond, United States
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My self-summary
Hello. Welcome to my personal (slightly) sarcastic introspective diatribe. If you are easily offended or have no sense of humor, please excuse yourself now. You can get a refund at the door.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend as much time at the river as possible. I love it there. And then there's work too. So there is that.
I’m really good at
Knowing where to go to dinner. Laughing. Very loudly. Making others laugh rather loudly. And smiling. Lots. I am also rather good at crossword puzzles, save for Sundays... That one is always tough. I'm a decent scrabble player and can walk for miles in the woods with no real direction. And, my Michael McDonald impersonation is spot on. I like to think that I'm a pretty good cook (trial by error... 15 years ago, not so good... But, I refuse to be the single guy that eats out all the time)
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh. There is never any doubt that I am enjoying myself. My impeccable sense of style is a close second though (wait... Tshirt and jeans isn't impeccable... Dammit). And my expertise at writing short, sarcastic, autobiographical blurbs online.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lord of the Flies, Choke, No One Gets Out of Here Alive, Freakanomics, The Tipping Point (the rule of 10,000 hours = amazing); Movies: Ghostbusters, Back to the Future (I II and III), Friday, Clerks (37... In a row?), Iron Eagle, Christmas Vacation
Six things I could never do without
Food, water, oxygen, shelter, music, family (in no particular order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my dog is dreaming when she is asleep, and does she really think she's running?
I'm a single guy. What the hell do you think I think about? Overhauling engines, duh... (bet you were thinking sex... It's a close second...)
Karma, and how I can keep her on my side.
I think about what song would be playing at that moment in the background if my life were a movie.
What would the name of my reality show be?
If I lived in a glass house, would it be safe to juggle?
What's for dinner?
If I'm funny enough to make money as a comedian.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. It's amateur night, but, it pays the bills.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. Ask away. If you don't like me for who I am, it's ok. There are plenty of other people out there for you.
You should message me if
You like eating, drinking, laughing, or are bored and need someone to have fun with. You should also message me if you need someone to keep up with you. I'm a ball of energy. I need someone to keep up with too.
The two of us