I'm a single guy. What the hell do you think I think about? Overhauling engines, duh... (bet you were thinking sex... It's a close second...)
Karma, and how I can keep her on my side.
I think about what song would be playing at that moment in the background if my life were a movie.
What would the name of my reality show be?
If I lived in a glass house, would it be safe to juggle?
What's for dinner?
If I'm funny enough to make money as a comedian.