Also, this profile is best viewed in a regular browser due to the fantastic hyperlinks I have included as a tactic to show how fun/interesting/etc. I am. I highly suggest you view it on a computer even if you are not interested in talking.
Also also, I am way better in person. I know that, like, doesn't seem possible, but it most certainly is the case. (Remember those hyperlinks I was talking about?)
Oh, and not being a Juggalo. Pretty sure that puts me up a few notches, yeah?
*Taking a bit of a break from the running. Messed my knee up a little bit on the hills during the Warrior Dash.
Also, coming up with great Halloween costume ideas and not following through.* Not joking. Ask me.
*I have started preparing for next Halloween. A friend and I are going to be Tea Party patriots. I designed a voter ID card last night (10-31). If you have any copies of Atlas Shrugged you would like to donate to our plan, I will buy you a drink or coffee or help you move or fix a fence or or or...
"Handsome, with cute ears."
Books: 1984, American Psycho, The Sirens of Titan, The Odyssey series by Arthur C. Clarke, Fight Club, Choke, Survivor, and Things Fall Apart, and A Room of One's Own to name just a few off the top of my head. Currently reading the Silmarillion.
Movies: There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Pianist, The Master, American Psycho, Moon, The Big Lebowski, Amelie (still have a huge crush on Tautou's character), Another Earth and many, many more.
Shows: Walking Dead and Doctor Who are really the only two I follow intentionally. Other shows I watch on Netflix include: Arrested Development, Archer, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Spaced, The Kids in the Hall, Peep Show*, The X Flies, The League, crapy TLC and A&E shows, and Star Trek. I really like Star Trek but don't get dressed up, I just watch the shows.
I will make two recommendations: Starfucker (sometimes they are forced to go by STRFKR) and The Blood Brothers. I love The Blood Brothers but it is completel alright if you do not. Make a suggestion! I love new bands!
Food: Mexican is probably my favorite. I really like Thai and Italian. Seafood is really the only no-go for me and I put sriracha on almost everything.
*Go watch an episode of Peep Show. It's on Netflix and even YouTube.
2.) Pint glasses.
3.) A guitar. (Yes, those are mine.)
4.) Glasses because I'd probably get hit by a car without them.
5.) My backpack, as it sometimes holds a survival kit. Okay, not really.
6.) and (pause for dramatic effect) Louis CK.
Alternate 1.) Bourbon.
Alternate 2.) My book collection (which I just realized I should catalogue).
(Sober response) Yeah, not regretful at all.
You enjoy being independent and are not looking to change that fact.
You want to follow me on Twitter where my tweets are almost exclusively Juggalo sightings during my commute.
You want to go geocaching. Muggles accepted.
You like the football you play with your feet. (Timbers and Arsenal!)
You like to laugh, and/or you want to get a drink.
You get an unsettled stomach just from reading/hearing the term "men's rights."