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My self-summary
I'm an actor and comedian, but don't hold that against me.

I hate laughter but love the Blue Jays.
What I’m doing with my life
I aspire to be the next Canadian Oprah, but less inspirational stuff and more telling people how to live their lives.
I’m really good at
Dodging questions on profiles. And selfies.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shrill, Bad Feminist, The Psychopath Test, The Haunting of Hill House, The Exorcist, John Dies at the End, Confessions of a Video Vixen, Nasty Bits, Kitchen Confidential, A Cook's Tour, No Reservations, and all of the Little House on the Prairie books.

Horror (Odishon, CandyMan, The House of the Devil) and documentaries (Dear Zachary, Big River Man, Knuckleball) mostly, While You Were Sleeping, Fate of the Furious

Chewing Gum, Master of None, Riverdale, Bob's Burgers, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Sex and the City, River Monsters, Diner's, Drive Ins and Dives, Barefoot Contessa.

'90s-'00s hip hop and R&B are my jam.
Six things I could never do without
1. My phone
2. Toronto Blue Jays
3. Nail Polish
4. A journal
5. The song "Pony" by Ginuwine.
6. My family and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can convince any and all of the Toronto Blue Jays to marry me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or doing a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My PIN number. Just ask me!
You should message me if
You're fun, don't take things too seriously, and are willing to give up the last slice of pizza.

Oh, and if you like fat girls. Because I am. And I love it.
The two of us