NotaHumanoid
31 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
A real down to mars type of fella. Looking for somebody to cook for and tell her how pretty she looks.
What I’m doing with my life
I make food! My hands and my knifes are my tools, I get to play with fire and if I do my job well, I hopefully get folks laid (you're welcome diners). But mostly I just try to have fun and enjoy doing what I love to do. That being said, I just opened a scratch Italian food cart, and it's going to be awesome!
I’m really good at
Well I do the cooking thing good. And EVERYTHING ELSE I do to an average to an above average level.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall? I dunno...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm open to persuasion when it comes to most anything. If someone put the time into creating, Why not give it shot? Also I don't like to play the "favorites" "top 5" and such games... TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

The Office, Battle Star Galactica, it's always sunny, x files, star gate, parks and rec, Malcolm In the middle, game of thones, Vikings, Netflix binge days.

Cheap povera cucina food or expensive, as long as its not soul-less filler food..... Ok I like soul-less filler food when im drunk.
The six things I could never do without
Food and beverage
Reddit
My friends
The rainy seasons, get it together Oregon!
Shout out to you Purdy Ladies
My cat Dave
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the future holds for myself, my family, my friends, that stranger on the street that just called me an asshole and all humanity.

Also a good deal about food. My instagram feed is nothing but pictures of food, do you even understand the torture of sitting on a recumbent bike at the gym, scrolling through picture after picture of cheesy double patty burgers!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends the time of year one would suppose! I'll give it a go anyways. Camping, cooking, movie, working out, maybe watching a blazer game and maybe even participating in a little thing called gluttony.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know the meaning of life.
You should message me if
C'mon, I know how this works. I'm the guy, I'll message you and you probably won't respond. It's okcupids world, and we're all just living in it.
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