NotaHumanoid
31 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Down to Mars guy, Looking for somebody to cook for and tell her how pretty she looks.
What I’m doing with my life
I make food! My hands and my knifes are my tools, I get to play with fire and if I do my job well, I hopefully get folks laid (you're welcome diners). But mostly I just try to have fun and enjoy doing what I love to do. That being said, I just opened a scratch Italian food cart 'gumba' on 15 & Alberta. Being my own boss, is fucking amazing.
I’m really good at
Just doing
The first things people usually notice about me
It's spelled with two letters
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Office, Battle Star Galactica, it's always sunny, x files, star gate, parks and rec, Malcolm In the middle, GOT, Vikings.

Cheap povera cucina food or expensive, as long as its not soul-less filler food..... Ok I like soul-less filler food when im drunk.
The six things I could never do without
Food and beverage
Reddit
My buddies
Oregon
All the babes
My cat Dave
I spend a lot of time thinking about
NSFW
On a typical Friday night I am
Cooking, probably followed by tequila and tecate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know the meaning of life.
You should message me if
It's okcupids world, and we're all just living in it.
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