32Jersey City, United States
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I’m really good at
Master of metaphors.
There is no friction, with the proper diction.
referencing cheesy horror movies.
Did you see my reference?
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like Aladdin, the villain from Aladdin, Chris Angel and the guy from Saints Row 2 all at the same time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Siddhartha, Of Mice and Men, Fahrenheit 451, Dracula, Frankenstein, Under the Roofs of Paris, Dexter, The Sookie Stackhouse novels, Dexter ( I've only read Darkly Dreaming but am curious to see how much the books deviate from the television series), Great Expectations (because of the South Park episode that spoofs it), The Walking Dead...
Movies: The Wrestler, Sin City, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, X-Files, The Devil's Rejects and House, mostly anything Kevin Smith...Dogma especially (really deep for a comedy movie...), Pan's Labyrinth, Alien, The Evil Dead, The Gingerdead Man (yes! I love cheesey horror films, The Crow (if they are so adamant about remaking that movie, they need to have Rob Zombie direct it and cast a no name such as myself in the movie. I can rock that look..)
Music: Marilyn Manson, NIN, My Chemical Romance, Interpol, Dir En Grey, Red Hot Chillie Pepper, The Cure, Dethklok, Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, Gwar, Mudvayne, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000 (the first album only) Sevendust, God Forbid, Iron Maiden, Placebo, and that Gay Fish song from South Park
Television: True Blood, Dexter, The Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Twin Peaks, Batman: The Animated Series, South Park, Hung (so upset they cancelled it!), and I still watch WWE Wrestling from time to time.
Six things I could never do without
I think I am like Binder from Futurama.
My Sundays have temporarily lost meaning without my shows.
I like the song, Enjoy the Silence, though I don't always enjoy silence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I have thirteen letters in my name. If I were superstitious, this would worry me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Telling some of the most unbelievable and funny stories to my co-workers over some beers as a means of decompression.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
As a toddler, I always hated wearing pants.
You should message me if
If you are interested in meeting up.
If you would like to get together and have a Dexter marathon.
Or if you want to pound back some microbrews and play poker or videogames or something :)
You want to meet up at Iron Monkey for some drinks.
The two of us