26Calgary, Canada
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My self-summary
I'd be a terrible girlfriend option.
What I’m doing with my life
Usually having an existential meltdown.

Sometimes art. I decided I was never going to do comedy again but apparently I have a show coming up:
If you find a better girlfriend option on OKC you should bring her and impress her with your knowlege of hip underground events.

Also I recently took up longboarding...I like cruising along the river path. You can come if you want, I'll even lend you a board.
I’m really good at

Also I'm competitively established at a certain skill but I'm taking a break for the time being.
The first things people usually notice about me
Box-dye red and a sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Most iconic graphic novels.
Movies: Jurassic Park and The Labrynth.
Music: Indie Post punk revival....also I LOVE Rush.
Food: Everything...but not everything like at once. I like spicy and I have a mean sweet tooth.
Six things I could never do without
1. Concerts
2. Kindred spirits
3. Shitty breakfast joints
4. The grunge movement
5. Pretty boys
6. Highways
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it means to be successful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly I have no fucking clue at this point.
It WAS a ton of sex, drugs and rock'n'roll but currently it's talking to my dog I guess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There's a 99% chance you're cooler than me.
You should message me if
There's a possibility I won't emasculate your stupid baby ego.

You're beautiful junkie skinny.
The two of us