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My self-summary
I'm very brash but not on purpose, I would love it if I could exist peacefully without being divisive.

I love to goof off, I laugh about everything all the time.

I'm hyper social but kind of a lone wolf. I've been a master of the dating scene for all of my 20's.

I recently started longboarding. You can skip any pleasantries and getting to know me if you want to just go push around the seawall.
What I’m doing with my life
Usually having an existential meltdown.

Sometimes art.
I’m really good at

Also I'm competitively established at a certain skill but I'm so tired of dudes asking lame questions I'm not writing it in my profile. You should be able to suss it out though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm always kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Most iconic graphic novels.
Movies: Jurassic Park and The Labrynth.
Music: Indie Post punk revival....also I LOVE Rush.
Food: Everything...but not everything like at once. I like spicy and I have a mean sweet tooth.

Heads up, I don't give a fuck about the things I like so don't be that neckbeard who thinks they're getting a beej because we both like Batman.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it means to be successful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging backstage
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
AMA I'm an open book...but to commit to this section I guess I own a few too many stuffed animals.
You should message me if
You aren't cruising this site for a long term monogamous girlfriend to put a check next to that box in your boring-ass life.

Also don't try to negotiate sexual encounters over the internet. This flags you as an incompetent baby who can't close. You read my profile, you know I'm not christian, real men close in real time.

There's a possibility I won't emasculate your stupid baby ego.