25 Vancouver, Canada
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My self-summary
I'm a stand-up comedian, music journalist and part-time dinosaur.

Heads up: I'm slightly taken, feel free to ask
What I’m doing with my life
I create and produce shows. I perform on other shows 3-5 times a week. (Seriously if you find a babe on here and you wanna take her somewhere fun/ cheap/ unique just ask me).

I write...usually about performing but I like to interview my favorite artists when I have the opportunity.

I can and do work any short-term job offered to resume is a shit show.
I’m really good at
Also psychology- so if you think you're "crafty" fuck yourself.
Roasting people online who think they're being suave.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm always kidding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Most iconic graphic novels.
Movies: Jurassic Park and The Labrynth.
Music: Indie Post punk revival....also I LOVE Rush.
Food: Everything...but not everything like at once. I like spicy and I have a mean sweet tooth.

Heads up, I don't give a fuck about the things I like so don't be that neckbeard who thinks they're getting a beej because we both like Batman.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What it means to be successful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging back stage at a comedy club or concert.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
AMA I'm an open book...but to commit to this section I guess I own a few too many stuffed animals.
You should message me if
You aren't cruising this site for a long term monogamous girlfriend to put a check next to that box in your boring-ass life.

Also don't try to negotiate sexual encounters over the internet. This flags you as an incompetent baby who can't close. You read my profile, you know I'm not christian, real men close in real time.

There's a possibility I won't emasculate your stupid baby ego.