In "summary", I suppose I'm an avid adventurer meets not-so-closeted nerd. I love the outdoorsy stuff- I hike/climb, camp, snowboard, had a great time skydiving, shoot guns, box, drink beer (and whiskey), can change my own tire and oil, build shelves, and know how to kill a man with my bare hands.
I also bake and can cook things without a microwave, have some pretty sweet Star Wars Legos, read A LOT of books, have a solid grasp of global events and politics, try desperately every year to make it to San Diego ComiCon (still no dice), and, speaking of dice, probably still have a D20 rolling around here somewhere.
I am the product of a ballerina and a plumber (not even joking), who has found his calling doing things most people only get to see on a TV screen somewhere, but only after trying a few hilarious and ultimately doomed alternate careers.
I'll trip with wine bottle and glasses in my hand and manage to catch all three items before disaster strikes.
I've tripped in a pothole while running and turned it into a sweet head-over-heels roll without stopping.
I once tripped and fell out of a hovering helicopter. I did NOT make this one look good and have the scar to prove it, but as far as clumsiness stories go it sounds good, so I'm chalking it up as a win anyway. How many people can say they fell out of a helicopter?
I don't always watch TV, but when I do, I will blow through an entire season of something on Netflix in a single sitting... Seriously, it's ridiculous how many episodes of How I Met Your Mother I can watch in a row. Finally finished Agents of Shield, now binge watching House of Cards.
When I have the time for it, I do have a tendency to become mildly obsessive over certain RPG games *coughskyrim/masseffectcough*.
Mostly punk-rock-ish and lots of underground hip-hop, with selections across all spectrums. If you're a Rhymesayers junkie we can definitely be friends, but if EDM- and I quote- "saved your life", then please stop stealing oxygen- there's high altitude kids in Nepal who need it more than you.
I cook. Like, all the time. I was serious about that baking thing, I make my own dinner without a box more often than not, and I can also mix up a pretty decent Old Fashioned or Jameson mule. I will feed you, and I will probably also get you drunk at some point. Exotic/Foreign foods are a norm- I will try pretty much anything at least once, and twice if you insist I got a bad serving the first time. I'm also pretty down with pizza.
I might take 5 hot showers and a good blaster at my side.
Giving blatantly smartassish answers to pertinent questions and skewing my search results...