NumberedName
26 North Hollywood, United States
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My self-summary
*Currently deployed in Europe. #Brb.*

In "summary", I suppose I'm an avid adventurer meets not-so-closeted nerd. I love the hands on and outdoorsy stuff- I hike/climb, camp, snowboard, had a great time skydiving, shoot guns, box, drink beer (and whiskey), can change my own tire and oil, build shelves, and know how to kill a man with my bare hands.

I also bake. I can cook things without a microwave, I have some pretty sweet Star Wars Legos, I read A LOT of books, have a solid grasp of global events and politics, try desperately every year to make it to San Diego ComiCon (still no dice), and, speaking of dice, probably still have a D20 rolling around here somewhere.

I make a living doing things most people only get to see on a TV screen somewhere, but only after I tried a few hilarious and ultimately doomed alternate careers.
What I’m doing with my life
I mostly stumble from one last minute misadventure to the next, interspersed with catching the occasional bad guy for a living, which I love.
I’m really good at
Tripping over my own feet, but making it look good. Examples:

I'll trip with wine bottle and glasses in my hand and manage to catch all three items before disaster strikes.

I've tripped in a pothole while running and turned it into a sweet head-over-heels roll without stopping.

I once tripped and fell out of a hovering helicopter. This one didn't really look good. But as far as clumsiness stories go it sounds good I'm chalking it up as a win anyway, because how many people can say they fell out of a helicopter?
The first things people usually notice about me
I have really, really blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot more than i do any movie or tv watching. I've been averaging a good 20 books a year for a few years now. Mostly classics (like, classics classics- I'm talking Homer and Dante and Machiavelli), sci-fi, and military/intelligence related fic and non-fic, with some fantasy and batman graphic novels thrown in for funsies, but my all time favorite is Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

When I have the time for it, I do have a tendency to become mildly obsessive over certain RPG games *coughskyrim/masseffectcough*.

I listen mostly to punk-rock-ish and lots of underground hip-hop, with selections across all spectrums. If you're a Rhymesayers junkie we can definitely be friends. Punk goes Pop is my not so guilty pleasure.

I cook. Like, all the time. I was serious about that baking thing, I make my own dinner without a box more often than not, and I can also mix up a pretty decent Old Fashioned or Jameson mule. I will feed you, and I will probably also get you drunk at some point. Exotic/Foreign foods are a norm- I will try pretty much anything at least once, and twice if you insist I got a bad serving the first time. I'm also pretty down with pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Hot showers x6. Seriously. I would take six of these. Long ones. If I were asked what I wanted for my last meal, it would be hot water from a showerhead. Because reasons.

...

I might take 5 hot showers and a good blaster at my side.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm going to strike a balance between answering these questions honestly and letting my inner smartass out, thereby skewing my search results.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and chill?

Giving blatantly smartassish answers to pertinent questions and skewing my search results...
You should message me if
You've ever randomly whispered "Hail Hydra" to someone.
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