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My self-summary
**PRE-FLIGHT INSTRUCTIONS** ** Check prior baggage at the door ** Bring plenty of humor and wit for the trip ** Pack a warm smile, an open heart and a oversized t-shirt as a nighty=) ** No weapons of mass destruction allowed on board, such as, lying, disrespect or drama. Violators will be ejected without a parachute! **This is a positive outlook flight, no whinners will get past the "wussie detector" **Plenty of entertainment and excitement will be provided. So, sit back, hold on and enjoy the ride.*

Well I suppose "describe yourself" blurbs/paragraphs are very similar in nature to a Rorschach inkblot. You see yourself one way, and the world around you sees you as something completely different. That's not to say that both interpretations aren't true or just complicates things...more than a little. So how do I see myself? Well...I suppose first and foremost come the string of labels (I'm not a label fan- I feel that labels limit who we are and what we can come to be as people, but sadly, they are unavoidable)....But to put it simply... People are complicated- full of ideals, morals, values, dreams, ambitions, goals, etc...I'm no different. I'm a self admitted mess, but I'm a unique mess...and that makes me pretty fun. I'm random, energetic, passionate, and a little bit weird, I'm highly intelligent, driven, sarcastic, at times, a walking contradiction and a million other quirky things. Where to begin well first let me start off by saying I was diagnosed with awesomeness back in 05 I've grown to accept it and embrace my AWESOMENESS hope you can to lol :-). that's me. . .So who are you?
What I’m doing with my life
Always seeking to improve myself... Be that by going to school or furthering my career.
I’m really good at
Jack-of-All trades, Master of none... But like to think making people laugh and communication.
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, Tattoos and piercings, Freakishly handsome...LMAO
Six things I could never do without
1) H2O
2) o2
3) Food
4) Shelter
5) Survival Skills
6) Humor... I mean seriously look at my list...LOL
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why a good majority of women wear fake hair, nails, lashes, contacts, make-up, buy fake breasts, get their lips and butts enhanced, and get botox treatments yet all they seem to complain about is wanting a real man??? Seriously? WTF??
Seriously? WTF??
As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party and arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief not to mention Jasmine was in a forbidden relationship with Aladdin. Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men,Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance, and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies. Robin Hood was a thief. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. These are the stories I was raised on so don't blame me if I am not perfect dang... Jus saying
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Being a war vet I do have a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve because I feel life is to short and living for those who have died beside me has become pretty important....
You should message me if
~If your IQ isn't larger than your bra size and If all you got going on is your large bra size not interested.
~If you're more of a tomboy than a girly girl. Awesomeness!!!
~If one of your profile pictures is in a bbcap super bonus points.
~If you have more dresses than jeans and more blouses than t-shirts probably ain't going to be a good match.
~If ALL your pictures are in a dress and got the makeup caked on probably not going to be a good match.
~If you carry a handbag solely to carry makeup or need ALL of the bathroom counter for your product an it takes you hours to get ready, probably not a good match.
~If you have a dorky, nerdy or goofy side. Bonus!!
~If you are over your ex.
~If you hate drama as much as I do.
I~f your affectionate.
~If you have a gift for gab.
~If you have a sense of adventure or an adrenalin junkie.Bonus!
~Most important be able and willing to hold a conversation for more than a few hours, only to then a day later say nothing, claiming to want to take things slow.... If this is remotely you please don't even bother wasting yours or my time.
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