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My self-summary
"I am Michael, and I am part English, Irish, German, and Scottish, sort of a virtual United Nations." -Michael Scott

Originally from Ohio... after 10 years of living here I still have delusions of grandeur that someone is going to wave "thanks" when I "let" them cut me off in traffic. If you couldn't tell by that statement, I am also an optimist.

Super laid back, witty, overly-sarcastic and probably take too little seriously (most of the time).
What I’m doing with my life
I work for the weekend.
I’m really good at
My job, laughing, driving, golf, welding, legos, walking, watching TV/movies, making a fool of myself, eating fruit, puzzles (200 pieces or less), enjoying scotch (in moderation of course), softball, poker, keeping the ice-cube trays filled, making fun of jack-holes, bowling, sand castles, skiing, falling down gracefully, et cetera.

I'm really bad at:
Basketball, "breaking the ice," clothes shopping, making/boiling rice, tolerating women who make the "duck face" in pictures...
The first things people usually notice about me
I can make almost anyone laugh and my sweet dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I usually only have time to read boring technical books and business reports these days...

Movies: I am kind of a movie junkie, so I will simply list my favorite of all time: High Fidelity

TV: Lost, The Office, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Modern Family, Game of Thrones, etc. etc. - When I get a night off, my DVR and I have man dates. My DVR is a dude. His name is Skeeter.

Music: I am a sucker for classic rock (Zeppelin, The Who, Bob Dylan, etc.) but favorite band is Pearl Jam

Food: Mexican (Close second: Italian.) Recently I've been on a make pizza at home kick.

Six things I could never do without
College Football (My biggest "dude" obsession)
Water (because science)
Oxygen (again, science)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How not to take myself too seriously, while at the same time becoming exponentially more successful at life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying life in one way or another.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I netflix-ed "The Notebook"
You should message me if
You're awesome.
The two of us