OberonTheFool
41Schaumburg, United States
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My self-summary
It occurred to me that my ultra verbose and detailed profile didn't really suit my current lifestyle or situation. So I'm just gonna boil it down to brass tacks and see what happens.

Let's get the dealbreakers out of the way first, shall we?
1. If you're religious, we're not gonna get along.

2. If you're super into politics, that's cool, I'm not. I vote my conscience as best I can, but that's about it.
2a. My conscience tells me everyone should be treated fairly, and that hating people for being different is shitty. So if your conscience is ok with treating your fellow humans poorly, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

3. If you do drugs, hard, soft, whatever, that's cool, but I don't want to be around when you're doing it. That includes smoking and drinking-to-get-drunk.

4. I you're super into travel, that's awesome, I'd love to hear about it, but I don't have a passport and I don't really want to go anywhere.

5. If you live in the city, that's fine, but I'm in the burbs and I work early, so I'm not driving out there on weeknights.

6. If you're looking for Mr. Right, or a baby daddy, or a husband, or honestly even a boyfriend, that's cool, but I ain't him.

7. If you're into monogamy, that's cool, I'm not. I am safe and responsible, though.

Honestly, my social life is pretty full, my weekends are usually booked, and I don't do much on weeknights because I get up at 5:30 for work.

Basically if you're interested in chilling on the couch and playing video games once in a while, I've probably got time for that. Also you are probably better at video games than me.
What I’m doing with my life
Same thing as most folks, working, relaxing, working, relaxing. The ratio varies a bit, but that's basically it. I don't have any grand plans.

I like nerd stuff, but since everyone likes nerd stuff these days, it doesn't mean much. What am I gonna say, "I was a nerd before it was cool"? I mean, it's true, I was a nerd when being a nerd got your ass kicked for you on the regular. I sometimes wonder now that nerds run everything, who's getting the asskickings? I'd love to believe it's nobody, but I don't have that much faith in humanity.
I’m really good at
Well it's not filling out personality profiles, obviously.
The first things people usually notice about me
If they see me, that I'm tall. If they hear me, that I'm loud. If they hear about me secondhand, flip a coin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Yep. I like all of those things. Probably not the same ones as you, but who knows? Ask and find out.
Six things I could never do without
I've come up with so many smartass answers for this, but y'know, I think I'll pass this time around.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to continue improving as a person. How to fail forward when I screw it up.
On a typical Friday night I am
tired.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not as into sex as I used to be. I mean I like sex, but not any more than I like lots of other things. Actually, I think I've always been this way, but I let society tell me that sex is the most important thing for a man to want, and honestly that's just bullshit.
You should message me if
you want to know more. I mean, after this debacle, how could you not?
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