26Ellijay, United States
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My self-summary
I like classic rock, classic cars, video games, and nostalgia. Living an over-scheduled and stressful life is bogus. I don't regularly use the word "bogus". The Dude, Baloo, and Oddball are my heroes.
What I’m doing with my life
I design, host, and support websites, mostly for local businesses. I have been an award-winning filmmaker, a computer technician, and something called a conversion architect before I ditched marketing jargon.

(I've been studying the Japanese language, but I'm still not any good at speaking it.)
I’m really good at
Losing hair ties.
The first things people usually notice about me
My long, wavy, luscious, poofy hair. This stuff has a mind and a life of its own. Old people have asked me "What's up with this?" while gesturing to the top of their head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't understand people who haven't seen Star Wars. Doesn't it get beamed into your brain as soon as you're old enough to comprehend movies? I'm known to quote Jurassic Park incessantly. I like off-kilter movies like Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and The Fifth Element.

I tend to read mostly sci-fi. I like a lot of Michael Crichton's books ("Sphere" was a real page turner for me), the Ender's Game series, Patrick Rothfuss's Kingkiller Chronicle, and I'm just starting to get into the Jack Reacher series. I'm a sporadic reader, so I like things that grab me and suck me in to find out what happens next. I believe this makes me delightfully unrefined.

STEVEN UNIVERSE. I ain't playing, this is my favorite show since Firefly.

I was big on Arrow and Supernatural for a while, but I'm kind of on a TV break due to dropping quality. I also tend to enjoy anime; Cowboy Bebop, Big O, and Psycho-Pass are favorites.

Dire Straits is the best band in the universe. This is one of the few such claims I will make with absolute confidence. If I had to pick one band to listen to for the rest of my life, that's it, but I would miss the likes of Elton John, Tom Petty, Journey, Brandi Carlile, Will Hoge... and a whole mess of others. If I had to pick one album for the rest of my life, I would gather freedom fighters to start the resistance, because screw that.

Hey, can I put video games in here? I freaking love the Metal Gear series, and, more recently, Horizon: Zero Dawn was pretty amazing.
Six things I could never do without
Cartoons and cereal.

Wait, I need four more? As you wish.

Glasses, progress, big words, and the Oxford comma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Movies, music, government/anarchism, puppies, and the fact that OkCupid seems to have gotten rid of the "the most private thing I'm willing to admit" field, which I never had a good answer to anyway. What kind of thing are you supposed to put there? A greater-than-average number of nipples? A bowel movement so grandiose that you marked it on a calendar to never forget? How many bench warrants you're avoiding?
On a typical Friday night I am
Movies, swing dancing, getting yelled at by drunk old women who think I'm too old to play on the empty playground at midnight. Lady, you're doing drunk wrong.
You should message me if
... you can get the park back online without Dennis Nedry.
... you roll on shabbos.
... you know kung fu.
... you figure if you're going to make a time machine, you might as well do it with some style!
The two of us