36Liverpool, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Hello there,

Welcome to my drivelly profile that's full of twists and turns and is highly appealing. It is not full of garbage jokes that will leave you in pain, it merely seems that way. So a normal bipedal male seeks compadre for grand friendship based around attendance of events like music, comedy and possibly miniature golf. In fact definitely miniature golf. As the Earth moves into a better solar position to lengthen days, I do not wish to spend all of them confined to my house because all my selfish friends went and got married and started families.

This friendship will be based on humourous observations and the consumption of tasty food and intoxicating libations (that's alcohol, I wanted to jazz it up as it's not all about drinking). Zombie and VW camper van appreciation are encouraged but not essential. Basically have a read through, see if you have the space or the charity in our life for a guy with one coat and we'll get the ball rolling without actually having to physically roll balls. Except for those miniature golf balls via the medium of putters.
What I’m doing with my life
At this exact moment, filling this in. In the near future, having a brew and making some food. I'm also obviously trying to enjoy it but keep making the worst decisions that aren't helping. This surprises me because i'm actually very good in a crisis or with other peoples issues. However I must be making some right decisions because now I own a diesel Skoda, mmmm fuel economy, low insurance groups and erm wheels. Plus my ticket purchases for gigs has never led me to a bum duffer of a show.
I’m really good at
Procrastination, smashing my head off overhanging objects, offending people when I don't mean to, cleaning a bathroom, forgetting birthdays, remembering everything that is of no use to man nor beast and of course losing interest in filling out ques.....
The first things people usually notice about me
My appearance. I'm sure it's what most people see first, well except the blind. That joke would probably fall into the offending people category from above but you've probably already stopped reading. So for the sake of improving my typing speed I shall continue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books wise I prefer dystopian or post apocalyptic stuff, anything that gets the old noodle working or just some plain old humourous stuff. Bill Bryson comes to mind in that respect because it ties in with my love of the outdoors.

Music wise i'm in the rock and indie camp though every once in a while something will pop along outside those genres that will pique my interest. I'm not talking about Rebecca Black either.

Movies and comedy I'll throw in together because I have such an interest in them. My tastes are to broad to go into much depth because no ones reading this and what's that behind you?
Six things I could never do without
I wonder how many people think they are being original by putting oxygen, food, water etc.

1. Oxygen
2. Food
3. Water
4. Self deprecating humour
5. Spell checking the word deprecating
6. My sweet ass maths skills.
7. My bean bag seat called Bertha.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people decide to make all their decisions or engage in conversations while at the end on an aisle in the supermarket. Why people walk three abreast along high streets preventing anyone getting by. I do have much deeper thoughts but if I've been able to help people rethink their supermarket strategies then typing this profile out has been worth it. Actually, it really hasn't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having drinks spilt on me in a busy bar, attending some form of comedy or music event, spending time with friends, basically doing all the stuff everyone else is doing. Well not what Kim Jong-un is doing, I never want to be shown around that many missile silos.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've already admitted I drive a Skoda, what does this site want? It's already stripped me of my dignity, it can keep it's hands off my soul. That may or may not refer to my funk.
You should message me if
You want your family back. I really hope that comes across as jovial via text and you've not just had your family abducted. If you have I want non sequential unmarked notes.
The two of us