28 Walnut Cove, United States
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My self-summary
I enjoy kayaking when the weather is good, target shooting, zoo trips, the beach, reading & learning things, etc.

Huge history buff. immensely moral character.

So what I'm ideally looking for here is a hot woman who likes westerns, comedy & is desperately in love with me but hates most everyone else. Is that too much to ask for? LOL

Seriously, I want a real relationship. If sex was all I wanted, I'd get a hooker with less trouble.
What I’m doing with my life
I have performed stand-up comedy as an amateur several times, it's a nice hobby.

I am currently dreaming of conquering Cyprus..... LOL
I’m really good at
Making others feel good is a ability I like about myself. :)

Being able to function without others. I can change my own flat tire, package an item for shipping, clean fish, endure discomfort & make do with less.

Being friendly, writing poetry & stories. Not as depressing as Cormac Mcarthy, but somewhat deep though. ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
People say I have an energy, a force of happiness & cheer that just moves people to be happy. I am very pleasant to be around & work with.

I am very mature & that is definatey noticable. I tend to joke I'm a reincarnated old soul.

I tend to dress sharp, I actally wear button up dress shirts more than T-shirts actually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Gabriel Allon/Mitch Rapp/Jack Reacher series's in books with a noticable mention to anything by Agatha Christie & Carlene Thompson.

Movies: I dislike horror films where all they do is try to gross you out with gore, but I do enjoy a good suspense film like "LA Confidential" or "Collateral". I love westerns also.

Shows: Deadwood, The Drew carey show, Justified, Jericho, Firefly, etc.

Music: Most anything except heavy metal/rap. I particularly enjoy Frank Sinatra/Billie Holliday type music but also enjoy Kesha/Pink, Toby Kieth & Tom T. Hall, Johnny Cash. Much much more too.

Food: I cook a great grilled chicken, but enjoy a nice steak too. My favorite dinner out is either Texas Roadhouse or a little seafood joint I know. I am kind of a selective eater though.
The six things I could never do without
I'm tempted to put "air" as #1, but I'm going to try to be serious here. LOL

1. Books.
2. Freedom.
3. pool
4. My car.
5. Family. I have been blessed with a good one & I am happy with them most of the time. :)
6. Animals. I love them. The zoo is one of the few places I never get tired of going.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World events: I like trying to figure out what happens next but I can tell you right now that I haven't got a clue what's going to happen here with the economy. :/ Well I do, but it's too depressing to think about. ;)

Plotting trips to different places. Maybe I can tell you which ones. ;)

Trying to figure out how they send me these "quiver matches" with dopes I have nothing in common with & it is so blatantly obvious. :p

I mean I clearly state I don't want a drug user & then poof they show up. BAH!
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at work, or at home reading/spending time with my family watching a movie after dinner.

I am not a big club person. I hate bars/loud music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm somewhat shallow about piercings. I hate them, especially tongue ones.

I have a fantastic imagination.... my mind is a mixture of Willy Wonka and Richard the Lionheart... lol
You should message me if
You like honest, straightforward guys who are caring, not drug addicts & that you can take home to your parents..

If you aren't an Obama fan. Or snarky, snarky is worse, especially if you don't know it's wrong. :P

If you want someone who is responsible, can carry on a conversation & want to be made to feel sexy/desired.
If you like to talk. I hate being the only one talking.

Don't message me if your idea of love is anything like what you'd see in "twilight" or "friends". Your idea of love doesn't exist & never did. Real love is more like a warm familiar blanket feeling than fireworks everyday of your life.

Now John & Abigail Adams, they had a real love story....

And you should message me if you think all these weddings costing tens of thousands of dollars are obscene wastes.... :P