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My self-summary
I am a crazy lunatic hellbent on destruction. I love rice, reading, noodles and films. I have starred in many films including Die Hard, Garfield and Crank. In Die Hard I played the role of a man whom was brutally abused in the corner in Die Hard and I was gunned down by Uzis in 3 different scenes in Crank.

I am also the only survivor of the 1995 zombie attack in my hometown ( Well there was one other survivor but I shot him wih my shotgun and ate him so I could receive the fame for being the only survivor of this zombie attack.)....But now I could be wanted for murder!!. It was incredible ( as well as terrifying). I fought off hundreds of zombies for 3 days with only a shotgun, pistol and machete. However the fight left me with a horrific mutation on my arm and face. This mutation turned me into a cartoon looking colour ( see my photo) which has created a hardship in my pursuit for acting greatness. Also, this is what most doctors think created my psycotic character.


I am Mad, Vengeful, and Angry
What I’m doing with my life
Nothing much. As a poor actor who only seems to be an extra in films where I am beaten, tortured or killed I don't have any money. I am a bum who goes from bench to bench but I do know a very romantic spot just above the alley I used to live in. It is a very unique spot and if you can get over the smell and rough area you might learn to love this romantic enclosure.

I dream of one day moving up in the world and packing my bags and moving across town to the alley behind tesco which has a constant supply of food in the bins in the alley. These bins are constantly filled and will supply me with enough food to have a feast every night....

.....But then again this is only a dream and in reality I know it will never happen.
I’m really good at
Nothing but playing the victim in films. Surviving Zombie attacks
The first things people usually notice about me
My bald head, my depressed attitude and the disgusting stink which surrounds me, my cartoon looking skin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The ones I've appeared in. I hate Zombie films as it brings back bad memories.
Six things I could never do without
My bench, the soup kitchen, my agent, shoes, the internet cafe I'm in now and my romantic spot above the dark alley.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether I will ever become a better actor.
On a typical Friday night I am
On my bench
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want a friend
You should message me if
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The two of us