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My self-summary
I make art on and off skin.
I have a sardonic sense of humor and an acerbic tongue.
I am a fount of random facts and useless trivia.
I love mythology, folklore, and fairytales.
I have a fat ass puggle named Meatball 🍝🐶🍝
I began every sentence with "I".

DISCLAIMER: God fearing man as of VERY recently. Up until the beginning of September, I was an angry atheist from a Jewish family who absolutely detested Jesus above all else. But then God revealed himself to me in a way that I absolutely could not deny. Nobody talked me into this, nobody converted me, this was completely the will of God revealed to me through signs, historical evidence, the alignment of world affairs with ancient prophecy, and the regeneration of my heart. I never EVER thought I'd be saying these things or believing in this, but here we are. So with that said, it's something that I take quite seriously and has dramatically impacted my view on relationships. I used to be here for casual encounters, but now I'm only interested in something serious with serious expectations. If it sounds like we're on the same page, read on :) Also, don't be deterred by the match % or my answers to most questions on here, I was living under a completely different paradigm when I answered most of those.
What I’m doing with my life
Sometimes this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g_EheqtAOw&t=0m56s

Recently opened a tattoo shop with a few friends on the Bowery, busting my butt to make us a pillar in the NYC tattoo scene.

Sometimes I travel to tattoo around the world (7 countries so far!)
I’m really good at
Ahh, the boasting section.

Stabbing people with needles. IG: he_draws

The first things people usually notice about me
Thick ass eyebrows, piercing gaze, and my political incorrectness.

3/4" stretched lobes

When I'm at my tattoo shop it's usually the (current) lack of visible tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, and Edgar Allen Poe
The Prophet
The Iliad
The Odyssey
Lord Of The Rings

The Goon
100 Bullets
Attack on Titan
Scott Pilgrim VS The World

Lord of the Rings
Art School Confidential
anything Monty Python
James and the Giant Peach
The Nightmare Before Christmas (it sparked my interest in art as a child)

South Park
Breaking Bad
Ren & Stimpy
Bob's Burgers
Adventure Time
Game of Thrones
Jersey Shore (I see it as a wildlife documentary)
Inkmaster aka The Real Housewives of Tattooing

Metal. And lots of it. Folk metal, viking metal, pirate metal, power metal, black metal, death metal, thrash metal, etc.
I also love classical, opera, classic rock, trap, old school hip hop, and nerdcore.

Some of my favorite cuisines are Indian, Mexican, and Cajun (notice a trend? 🔥🔥🔥). I'm also partial to pasta, hot sauce, ice cream, hummus, cheese (goudaaaa), most fruit except for melons and cantaloupes, granola, and dark as night beer.
I don't really do seafood or vegetables. I'm aware of how detrimental to my health this is, but I'm slowly working on it.
Six things I could never do without
The Creator
Critical thinking
Comfy boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Determinism vs. free will
Conspiracy "theories"
Ubiquitous decadence
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely I'm sequestered away in my cave, arting like some sort of social pariah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...could cause a universal paradox that would end existence as we know it. Jk

A good chunk of my vocabulary comes from playing Magic: the Gathering. One of my life goals is to illustrate a card or two for that game.

Gene Belcher is my spirit animal.

When I'm walking the streets at night, I totally creep on lit up apartment windows, especially in fancy schmancy neighborhoods.

I'm terrible at sports.
You should message me if
You're looking for something serious.

You love and fear God.

You (and and your peers) would consider yourself to be intelligent, enjoy foul humor, are capable of deep conversation, love the visual arts, would like to accompany me to gallery openings to eves-drop on befuddled patrons, and can tolerate listening to (or better yet enjoy) heavy metal. That about sums it up.

Also, I've never been to an opera before and have been dying to go see The Ring of the Nibelungs at the Metropolitan Opera, but holy shit is it expensive.

One final word of warning: My career as a tattooer comes first and foremost at this point in my life. This is the kind of job where you reap what you sow. Most of my free time is spent preparing my designs, leaving not a whole lot of time for dating/relationships. This has caused issues with people that I've met here in the past, hence the disclaimer. Please be aware of and cool with that.
The two of us