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My self-summary
I make art on and off skin.
I have a sardonic sense of humor and an acerbic tongue.
I am a fountain of random facts and useless knowledge.
I love mythology, folklore, and fairytales.
I have a fat ass puggle named Meatball 🍝🐶🍝
I began every sentence with "I".
What I’m doing with my life
Sometimes this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g_EheqtAOw&t=0m56s

Opening my first tattoo shop this Spring

Tattooing around the world (7 countries so far!)
I’m really good at
Ahh, the boasting section.

Stabbing people with needles. IG: he_draws

Making puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
My thick ass eyebrows, piercing gaze, and how politically incorrect I am.

Stretched lobes, currently 3/4"

When I'm at my tattoo shop it's usually the (current) lack of visible tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, and Edgar Allen Poe
Hemlock Grove (I illustrated the cover, so there might be a slight bias here)
The Iliad
The Odyssey
Lord Of The Rings

The Goon
100 Bullets
Scott Pilgrim VS The World

Evil Dead
Art School Confidential
Lord of the Rings trilogy
any and all Monty Python
James and the Giant Peach
Anchorman (don't judge me)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (it sparked my interest in art as a child)

Skins (UK)
The Tudors
South Park
Breaking Bad
Ren & Stimpy
Bob's Burgers
Adventure Time
Sons of Anarchy
Game of Thrones
Arrested Development
Jersey Shore (I see it as a wildlife documentary)

Metal. And lots of it. Folk metal, viking metal, pirate metal, power metal, black metal, death metal, thrash metal, etc.
I also love classical, opera, classic rock, nerdcore, and hip-hop. There's a handful of country songs that I can stomach, but only a handful.

meat, pasta, hot sauce, Ben & Jerry's, hummus, a myriad of cheeses, mangos, granola, beer (porters and stouts mostly)
I don't really do seafood or vegetables. I'm aware of how detrimental to my health this is.
The six things I could never do without
a Wacom tablet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Starting my sleeves
Where tattooing will take me
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely I'm sequestered away in my cave, arting like some sort of social pariah.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
...could cause a universal paradox that would end existence as we know it.

A good chunk of my vocabulary comes from playing Magic: the Gathering. One of my life goals is to illustrate a card or two for that game.

Gene Belcher is my spirit animal.

When I'm walking the streets at night, I enjoy looking into lit up apartment windows, especially in fancy schmancy neighborhoods.

I'm utter shit at sports.
You should message me if
You want to be drawn like one of my French girls.

I very recently took an unbiased look at the historical evidence surrounding the claims of the New Testament and found sufficient evidence to put my faith in Jesus. So with that said, not looking for random hookups anymore. It's not important to me whether or not you believe, but just be aware that I do and that it does affect my actions. I know this can be a big turnoff (it was for me when I was an angry atheist) so I just wanted to throw that out there in case you're not cool with that.

You (and and your peers) would consider yourself to be intelligent, enjoy foul humor, are capable of deep conversation, love the visual arts, would like to accompany me to gallery openings to eves-drop on befuddled patrons, and can tolerate listening to (or better yet enjoy) heavy metal. That about sums it up.

Also, I've never been to an opera before and have been dying to go see The Ring of the Nibelungs at the Metropolitan Opera, but holy shit is it expensive.

One final word of warning: My career as a tattooer comes first and foremost at this point in my life. This is the kind of job where you reap what you sow. Most of my free time is spent preparing my designs, leaving not a whole lot of time for dating/relationships. This has caused issues with people that I've met here in the past, hence the disclaimer. Please be aware of and cool with that.