36Frisco, United States
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My self-summary
I guess this is the part where I tell you how fabulous I am!
I'm pretty straight forward and I like to think that I have a pretty good sense of humor… but only because people ask me if I have my own reality show. I've been told that I can be a little feisty (which is generally followed by a curse word and the word redhead). Since I’ve already tried submitting my life for a biography to Comedy Central and it was turned down, I’ve decided to express myself through some of my likes and dislikes.

• Uncomfortable situations have a tendency to make me crack jokes so first date funerals are probably out of the question.

• I’m passionate about my convictions but always willing to open discussions.

• Three things I feel no one should ever speak about when alcohol is involved: Religion, Politics and Rival Sports Teams.

• Memes are the only reason I’m on FaceBook. I feel as though they capture my feelings.

• I believe that the odds of a zombie apocalypse happening are greater than the odds of the ending of “Pretty Woman.” Seriously. Like that would ever happen.

• I constantly struggle between Sunday Night Football and the Walking Dead. Yes I have DVR. I’m just not sure which to watch first.

• I indulge in a Starbucks Caramel Macchiato once a month. Not because I’m on some weird smoothie diet, only because I don’t believe in $4 coffee every day.

• Incorrect spelling irritates me. I’m the person who would correct the spelling on the wall in a public restroom. (Okay it hasn’t actually happened yet... but only because I have yet to figure out how women end up with markers while in a public restroom).

• Grammar is very important. Except in text messages. I feel as though the commas are trying too hard and I feel bad for them.

• Clint Eastwood can do anything. Much like Target.

• I have a strange aversion to toothpicks. Long Story.

• I Love DC and New York at Christmas time. It always makes me feel like I’m a kid who just got a free snow day.

• Anyone else wonder if there's an end to the OKC questions? I'm pretty sure whether or not I watch documentaries is inconsequential.

I enjoy anything that involves good company and many laughs. I'm just looking for someone who I can have fun with, good conversation and laugh at the small things so that we can enjoy the big together.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to learn how to run in heels without looking like a Muppet on crack.

Also, I just moved here from DC! Looking for friends, possibly more?
I’m really good at
Everything I don't screw up.
The first things people usually notice about me
Always my hair. It's a blessing and a curse (10 points if you know where that line is from..)
Six things I could never do without
1) My Family. I'm very close with them.
2) My Best Friends. Only because they know too much.
3) Dry sense of humor because it cracks me up.
4) Hairbrush. Seriously. My hair is out of control.
5) Football. I could probably live without it. I just don’t want to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not spiders are plotting my death.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends? At home? It would probably depend on if I was out on Thursday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My eyebrows are actually blonde. You can't see them unless I put something on them. It's weird.
You should message me if
1) You found my profile at least mildly entertaining.
2) You realize that redheads hate being called "Red(s)". I am not a Crayola model.
3) You have a sense of humor. I don't tend to mix well with sensitive people.
4) You can carry on a conversation. If you reply with one word answers, my ADD (i.e. Boredom) will be forced to intervene and I can't promise I'll continue said conversation. If we move to text, and you text me every day, multiple times with a variation of "hi," same rules apply.
5) Disclaimer: If you are married, have a girlfriend, do not have manners (i.e. talk to me like a piece of meat) or are looking for a Ms. For Tonight, I am unfortunately not the person you are looking for. I may, and quite possibly will, unleash a verbal assault against you. I am a redhead, after all.
6) You are not a sociopath, narcissist or serial killer (I'm pretty firm on the serial killer part).
The two of us