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My self-summary
I'm not sure how to start this thing, so here's a little about me.

I enjoy Netflix/Hulu marathons, good music & better green. I enjoy nights in on the couch playing my Xbox, as well as afternoons exploring the city. I miss hiking and would love to start again. Dive bars are infinitely better than trendy clubs. Don't ask me not to smoke in your car. I probably won't listen.

I'm often told I look mean. That's just my face. That being said, I have the biggest heart that I try to keep guarded. If you can make me think & laugh, you'll definitely have a shot.

420 friendly a big bonus. If you're against it, please don't waste either of our time.

Also, apparently this needs stated, I don't need to exchange sexual favors for your shitty weed. Don't ask. I'm not interested. I bring my own to the table.

Cat mom for lyfe, yo.

Here's where it gets tricky.. currently living with someone. It's complicated. Once we click, please ask. If this is an issue, save us both time & move on.

Don't ask me to change. I won't ask you.

Also, I'm selective abut who I respond to, & not interested in couples. Period. Please don't waste my time.
What I’m doing with my life
I spend most of my day in a cubicle and the rest, usually, playing video games. As you can see, I'm pretty intense.
I’m really good at
Get back to me on this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I suppose that I'm short. I'm only about 5'3".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows I Watch:
Game of Thrones, BoJack Horseman, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (yes, still.), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burger's, King of the Hill, Empire & random documentaries. I watch a lot of different movies, so I'm open minded film wise. I love almost anything by Rob Zombie.

The Black Keys, Rob Zombie, Halsey, The Arctic Monkeys, Silversun Pickups, The Beatles, Passion Pit, Gin Wigmore, Milky Chance, Kendrick Lamar, Kid Cudi, Stevie Nicks, Tom Petty, etc.

Its hard to make a list, but my favorite is The Great Gatsby. I own multiple copies & have read it a ridiculous amount of times. It never gets old.
Six things I could never do without
My cats, my phone, my Burt's Bees.. and I'm not sure about the other three.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My cats. Usually.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix, beer & bud.
You should message me if
You're not a loser, have your own bud, have a job/car, aren't looking for a hookup, have a sense of humor, etc.

Prefer intelligent, funny, ambitious, stoner dudes who can stimulate me mentally & make me laugh. If we can't have a decent conversation, this probably won't go anywhere.
The two of us