28Murrysville, United States
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My self-summary
**Please Note: I'm not interested in hookups or casual sex. Seriously. Stay away if that's what you're after.**

I indulge in Netflix/Hulu marathons, good music & better green. I enjoy nights in on the couch playing my Xbox, as well as afternoons exploring the city. I miss hiking and would love to start again. Dive bars are infinitely better than trendy clubs. Don't ask me not to smoke in your car. I probably won't listen.

I'm often told I look mean. That's just my face. That being said, I have one of the biggest hearts & I try to keep it guarded. If you can make me think & laugh, you'll definitely have a shot.

420 friendly a big bonus. If you're against it, please don't waste either of our time. That being said, it's also not the only thing I want to talk about. Unproductive stoners need not apply.

Also, apparently this needs stated, I don't need to exchange sexual favors for your shitty weed. Don't ask. I'm not interested. I bring my own to the table.

Cat mom for lyfe, yo.

Don't ask me to change. I won't ask you.

** Spoiler Alert: My name isn't Delilah. If you quote the Plain White T's, I won't respond. It's not original or cute. Thnx. **
What I’m doing with my life
I spend most of my day in an office and the rest, usually, playing video games. As you can see, I'm pretty intense.
I’m really good at
Get back to me on this.
The first things people usually notice about me
Almost always the resting bitch face, or how damn short I am. I'm usually much friendlier than I look.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Girl, Interrupted, Living Dead Girl, The Great Gatsby, Push, etc.

Shows I Watch:
Game of Thrones, Empire, Buffy, It's Always Sunny, BoJack, Shameless, Archer, Bob's Burger's, etc & random documentaries. I watch a lot of different movies, so I'm open minded film wise. I love almost anything by Rob Zombie.

The Black Keys, Rob Zombie, Halsey, The Arctic Monkeys, She Wants Revenge, The Neighborhood, All That Remains, Silversun Pickups, Elle King, Kid Cudi, Halestorm, Death Cab for Cutie, Gin Wigmore, Milky Chance, Kendrick Lamar, Biggie, Stevie Nicks, Tom Petty, etc.
Six things I could never do without
My pillow, my phone, green, coffee, & I'm not sure about the last two.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix, beer & bud.
You should message me if
You enjoy dive bars & quirky girls.

Prefer dark haired, tall, intelligent, funny, ambitious, easy going guys who can stimulate me mentally & make me laugh. If we can't have a decent conversation, this won't go anywhere.

Please don't message me looking for a hookup or a green connection. I won't respond. Don't waste my time. Thanks.
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