My fiancee and i are getting married in May! Shower us with gifts and praise! Also, brace yourself for the fact that that is basically all i am capable of talking about.
i am in a very, very happy relationship with someone who i believe violates the laws of probability and karma just by existing. for real. like what the hell?
what's weird about writing this is that since I'VE read all the variations on my profile so many times, i feel like you have, too. It makes me want to reference the old profiles as if you would actually know what the hell i'm talking about. i have not decided if i am or am not going to subject you to this.
i have a daughter. she's 10. she's amazing. she is so fucking weird.
I'm a special education high school math teacher. It's the best job i've ever had. It perfectly satisfies my desire for chaos and my pathological need to help anyone with any kind of problem within a five mile radius.
mind blown? moving on.
whenever i'm asked to list my favorite anythings, i get instant and extreme amnesia. this was all i could find while routing through the soggy cardboard box that is my mind:
books: imajica, the gunslinger series, shrodinger's ball, house of leaves, ways of seeing, takeshi kovach novels.
movies:scott pilgrim vs the world, watchmen, basquiat, what dreams may come, role models, observe and report, in the mouth of madness, 28 days later, brazil
television i steal off the internet: doctor who, dexter, game of thrones, it's always sunny, ru paul's drag race, spaced, mr. show.
music: nine inch nails, radiohead, the magnetic fields, bright eyes, ludo, girl talk, glitch mob, mux mool
food: chocolate milk is the antidote for unhappiness. the end.
so yeah. my daughter. my amazing girlfriend. martial arts for the relaxation and the killing of my many enemies. a job, because too much free time makes me lose my fucking mind. conversation is a must. my insulin pump. cause, you know, wilford brimley.
amazingly, astoundingly, and absurdly, i mostly think about how happy i am. i know. i'm baffled, too. did not see this coming.
i'm one of those assholes. god damn it.
that is the best euphemism for sex i have ever created.