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My self-summary
Working on my PhD. Have tattoos and intend to get more. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. Team Mystic. Super bored right now. Like to talk about just about anything. That's the gist.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be more spontaneous and/or rebuild my social life.

And science, I guess. I nerd up like a motherfucker.
I’m really good at
-Remembering bizarre and useless facts.
-Science, obviously.
-Stupidly dangerous things.
-Arguing/conversing (a matter of volume and intent, really).
-Deprecating humor.
-Predicting the end of movies I've never seen.
-Watching movies despite my god-like knowledge of how they end.
-Playing with animals.
-Solving problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality, probably. Or the way I talk. Or the fact that I tend to talk a lot. Or my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: M83, fun., Sleigh Bells, James Taylor, Willie Nelson, Fredrick Chopin, The Gay Blades, Of Monsters and Men, Gillian Welsh, Regina Spektor, Neutral Milk Hotel, Mos Def, Jurassic 5, UNKLE, DJ Shadow, Massive Attack, Fitz and The Tantrums, The Black Keys, The Big Pink, Bloc Party, Daft Punk, The Do, Eyedea & Abilities, Drag The River, Lionize, The Flaming Lips, Metric, MEW, Larry & His Flask, Cake, The Civil Wars, Sex Bob-omb, Broken Social Scene, old Bluegrass and Folk, Minus The Bear, Miike Snow, Passion Pit, The Klaxxons, Phantogram, Tom Waits, Velvet Underground, The Stooges, Soulwax, Bonobo, Shad, The Chemical Brothers, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros, Boards of Canada, Pretty Lights, Ghostland Observatory, Arctic Monkeys, The Faint, Gary Clark Jr., Hugo, The Arcade Fire, Childish Gambino, Anousheh Kalili, Gogol Bordello, hurray for the riff raff, Rilo Kiley, Death From Above 1979, Crystal Castles, Sleater-Kinney, and on and on and on...

Books: House of Leaves, Geography of Bliss, Phantoms of the Brain, Bluebeard, Breakfast of Champions, actually pretty much anything Kurt or Hunter S., Invisible Monsters, Book of the Dead, Book of General Ignorance, Water For Elephants, The Bachman Books, Of Mice and Men, The Old Man and The Sea, Watership Down, Lord of the Flies, Heart of Darkness, Moll Flanders, The Stranger, The Good Lord and The Devil, The Alchemist, A Clockwork Orange, Angels of Our Better Nature, etc...

Shows: New Girl, Dexter, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, Law and Order: SVU, Family Guy, Golan the Insatiable, The Newsroom, The Boondocks, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Archer, The League, Scrotal Recall, Buffy, Drunk History, @midnight, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Office, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Tosh.O, Workaholics, anything History/Discovery Channel, Doctor Who. I don't know. Other stuff too? I hate this listing shit.

Movies: Boys' and Girls' Guide To Getting Down, Seven Samurai, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Daydream Nation, Casablanca, Brick, Inception, and Inglorious Bastards, documentaries in general, A Clockwork Orange, bad horror movies, MST3000, yadda yadda yadda.

Foods: soft pretzels, sushi, weird pizzas, pie, chocolate, spinach, anything inordinately spicy or covered in siracha/redhot.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Wind.
2.) Tea.
3.) Conversation.
4.) Good liquor.
5.) Books.
6.) Ehh... I'll keep the last to myself for the moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Genetically altered viruses.
Bears (the animal).
Road trips I never get to take.
How I should probably be studying.
Then bears again (usually the animal).
On a typical Friday night I am
Studying/reading/writing. Or drinking. Sometimes both.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once fist fought a knight at a medieval fair I worked at for a summer.

I hate chickens, clowns, and repeating myself.

I love Sherlock Holmes.

My family are Romani. Bonus points if you know what that means.

I live dad jokes and puns.

I am an ENTP Slytherin.

I sang for a while.

I'm bad at revealing only one thing at a time.
You should message me if
If you want to, I guess? I dunno. Get ballsy or something. No one ever rewards passivity. Except muggers. But that's a pretty shitty reward.

Also, if you can speak Alpine, Sign Language, or Latin.
Or you're basically Maa Kali.
Or enjoy making fun of shitty horror movies.
Or you want to work on a horror movie with me.
Or you want to go into the tall grass and be the very best, like no one ever was.
Or you liked Secretary.
Or you can give me a reason to go to Richmond.
Or you like my Pyramid Head costume.
Or you wanna sing in my car with me.
Or if you have a good story.
Or you're up late because you're an insomniac like me.
Or you're bored and just wanna bullshit.
Or like talking nerdy. Especially if you like talking nerdy.