And science, I guess. I nerd up like a motherfucker.
-Stupidly dangerous things.
-Arguing/conversing (a matter of volume and intent, really).
-Predicting the end of movies I've never seen.
-Watching movies despite my god-like knowledge of how they end.
-Playing with animals.
Books: House of Leaves, Geography of Bliss, Phantoms of the Brain, Bluebeard, Breakfast of Champions, actually pretty much anything Kurt or Hunter S., Invisible Monsters, Book of the Dead, Book of General Ignorance, Water For Elephants, The Bachman Books, Of Mice and Men, The Old Man and The Sea, Watership Down, Lord of the Flies, Heart of Darkness, Moll Flanders, The Stranger, The Good Lord and The Devil, The Alchemist, A Clockwork Orange, Angels of Our Better Nature, etc...
Shows: New Girl, Dexter, American Horror Story, Game of Thrones, Law and Order: SVU, Family Guy, Golan the Insatiable, The Newsroom, The Boondocks, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Archer, The League, Scrotal Recall, Buffy, Drunk History, @midnight, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Office, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Tosh.O, Workaholics, anything History/Discovery Channel, Doctor Who. I don't know. Other stuff too? I hate this listing shit.
Movies: Boys' and Girls' Guide To Getting Down, Seven Samurai, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Daydream Nation, Casablanca, Brick, Inception, and Inglorious Bastards, documentaries in general, A Clockwork Orange, bad horror movies, MST3000, yadda yadda yadda.
Foods: soft pretzels, sushi, weird pizzas, pie, chocolate, spinach, anything inordinately spicy or covered in siracha/redhot.
4.) Good liquor.
6.) Ehh... I'll keep the last to myself for the moment.
Genetically altered viruses.
Bears (the animal).
Road trips I never get to take.
How I should probably be studying.
Then bears again (usually the animal).
I hate chickens, clowns, and repeating myself.
I love Sherlock Holmes.
My family are Romani. Bonus points if you know what that means.
My Instagram handle is Onomatopoeiuhhh.
I sang in a band for a while.
I'm bad at revealing only one thing at a time.
Also, if you can speak Alpine, Sign Language, or Latin.
Or you're basically Maa Kali.
Or enjoy making fun of shitty horror movies.
Or you want to go into the tall grass and be the very best, like no one ever was.
Or you can give me a reason to go to Richmond.
Or you like my Pyramid Head costume.
Or you wanna sing in my car with me.
Or if you have a good story.
Or you're up late because you're an insomniac like me.
Or you're bored and just wanna bullshit.
Or like talking nerdy. Especially if you like talking nerdy.