27Denver, United States
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My self-summary
Did you know the leading cause of divorce is marriage?
I'm random, weird, and sarcastic. If you can't get my sense of humor then we should probably just end this now.
I'm short and proud of it. I'm not afraid to speak my mind and always stick up for what I think is right.
I'm usually pretty shy at first until I get a sense for someone.
My mom is my bestie. My dog and cat are my children.
I have a huge celebrity crush on Wil Wheaton. My goal is to one day meet him. And possibly marry him. We will see how fate plays out...
I'm looking for someone who knows what they want out of life and has goals. I'm not into guys who still act like children-I am not your babysitter. I am old fashion when it comes to relationships so please don't try to convince me otherwise or try to change my ways.
"I would do anything for love" by Meatloaf is the best song ever. Learn it. Love it. Embrace it.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently a dispatcher for a plumbing and HVAC company. I love dispatching, routing, or anything involving logistics. I also own my own cupcake business and hope to open up a bakery some day. I'm sure I will put my lazy butt through college some day to get a business degree.
I’m really good at
Baking cupcakes. Writing. Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would love to say my eyes but in all reality it would be my boobs. Little person. Big boobs. Don't hate. This being said-please-for the love of all things living-do not message me and ask me "how big are they?" Or tell me you love short girls with big boobs. No duh you like that-every guy likes that. Move on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book(s): Go Ask Alice, Haunted, Choke, Diary-pretty much anything by Chuck Palahniuk (Haunted was my favorite though), Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Help, A Child called "It"

Favorite food: Sushi, anything with vegetables (I'm not a vegitarian-I just really like them)

Favorite shows: New Girl, Bobby's World, Nurse Jackie, Family Guy, Friends, Raising Hope, Modern Family, Married with Children, Once Upon A Time, and my all time favorite-Big Bang Theory!!

Favorite Movies: Step Brothers, Grandma's Boy, Boondock Saints, Harold and Maude, Les Miserables, Ted, Hedwig and the angry Inch, Tangled, Insidious, the saw series, Bridge to Terebithia, Girl with the dragon tattoo, Paranormal Activity, The Hangover, Talladega Nights, CAMP, An American Crime, Party Monster, The heart is deceitful above all things, Gummo, Fight Club, Kick Ass, Requium for a dream, The Pianist, Hard Candy, Kill Bill series, Anchorman, The Harry Potter series, Brave Little Toaster, anything that can make me cry... This list goes on and on

Favorite music: My preference changes way too much-it just all depends on my mood. I like opera and just simple piano music-very good for stressful days. I will listen to just about anything but country. And Nickelback. I loath Nickelback. If you like them then we aren't friends.
Six things I could never do without
1) My mom
2) My cat
3) My dog
4) My phone
5) Movies
6) Hair bows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future.

And My Little Ponies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either working or hanging out with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a diabetic. Suck it.
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor, can take a joke,have tattoos and/or piercings, share a love for the movie "Step Brothers", and are ok with odd girls. DON'T send a flipping essay when you first message someone... That's annoying.
The two of us