28Schaumburg, United States
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My self-summary
I know you're going to reply because of how handsome I am and not because of my profile ;)... But I'm also pretty awesome... Or at the very least I hope you get a good laugh out of reading my profile.

If I had to describe my self, I would say that I'm sarcastic, I have an awesome sense of humor and can also hold intelligent, serious, though provoking conversations. Although for the most part I don't think life should be taken too seriously. After all life is too short, so I prefer to spend it smiling and laughing. One of my favorite things to do is going out and exploring the city as well as trying out new restaurants, what can I say I love to explore and I love to eat! So in order to offset this immense love of food I also have to work out just as much. I enjoy going for a good run out in Lake Shore Drive, going to the gym, or playing sports. I love Baseball/Softball and anything that requires you to be in motion. I also love all kinds of animals. I have a couple of "exotic" pets.

If there is anything else you'd like to know just ask, I'm an open book.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to college, majoring in Psychology,, Thinking about what to do with my life like any normal person, working a ton... because who doesn't work?, but most importantly, suiting up and being legendary.
I’m really good at
Staying fit, Since I just got tired of giving girls lady wood with my awesome personality...

Being LEGEN...
wait for it......
hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is


Simultaneously being hilarious and sarcastic

Being in the dictionary under awesome/hilarious. What can I say, I'm also versatile.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome personality of course... I mean, you cant miss it...
Or that I'm hilarious and or awesome, like I said I'm versatile.

But seriously I'm not really sure what people first notice about me... I guess its my piercings or tattoo maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HIMYM, New Girl, Big Bang Theory, White Collar, Suits, Raising Hope

I love Avocado...
Anything that has Avocado in it...
I also love and will eat anything that's in Burrito shape...
Oh and cheese anything...
Obviously Pizza... Who doesn't love pizza?
Burgers are pretty awesome too...
Anything Mexican or Italian...
Did I mention I love Avocado?
Six things I could never do without
Leather bound books
The rich smell of Mahogany
Suiting Up
Dale's drum set
Lamp, becus I love Lamp
My wooden gun and or rape whistle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to keep the streets safe with only my wooden gun and whistle.

Ironically also how to create the biggest mischief the world has ever seen..

Innovative ways of tea bagging Dale's drum set and not getting caught, while watching cops. Sweating optional...
On a typical Friday night I am
Anchoring the San Diego Channel 4 news.
Stay classy San Diego...
Meeting Barnabus "Barney" Stinson up for a round of laser tag, and a legendary night...
Seriously though, I'm most likely out making money...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Im kind of a big deal... people KNOW me!

I also own many leather bound books and my home smells of rich mahogany

Seriously though, it would be that I saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.

I'm one of those people who finds it awkward to smile when taking pictures... Oddly enough I usually have a smile on my face. So my moms solution is taking candid shots of me. Which explains all the pictures in my profile where I'm not looking at the camera.
You should message me if
"Its before 2am, because nothing good ever happens after 2am"-HIMYM

But no seriously, message me if...
You had a laugh while reading my profile...
If you don't think I'm a complete jerk...
If you think I'm interesting...
If you didn't confuse my sarcasm with cockiness...
If you like staying fit and being active...
Or if you simply feel like it...
The two of us