Tall, Long haired, pierced and tattooed Polyamorous man, always open to almost anything. IT worker. Former owner of the web domain beerandhookers.com
One of my friends describes me as larger than an average man by 20% in every dimension. If you think back to 10th grade geometry (which, by the way, was the last math class I took) you know that increasing the outward dimensions of a three dimensional object by 20% nearly doubles it's volume. I am a very large man.
I am gentle, fuzzy, and cute for a boy. I'm not actively looking for more people to date, to be honest I just don't have the strength right now to go chasing, but I am always looking for more friends.
I am currently on a Bodymass Reduction Plan. Yup, I decided there was too much of me to love, and I need to be less of a man. With any luck and a couple of years, about half a man less.
"Mommy, why is that man in a skirt?" (It's a Kilt, Laddie!)
"Who is that lucky bastard sitting with all those women?"
a critter to pet,
someplace soft to sleep, and
A good knife.
How come servers break so damned often?
SF Authors named Elizabeth.
The people I love.
What did I just step in?
What's left on the to-do list?
Has anyone figured out yet that I am completely faking everything?
< political rant redacted >
I'm really very ... Gentle, and Fuzzy. We could be come fast friends. (Bonus points for getting that reference)