35 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
I like to think that I am funny, smart, and witty but as the days go on I am becoming to think I am not as funny smart or witty as I think I am or want to be.

From back in the day, three adjectives that are ridiculous that describe me- desultory, jocular, and vociferous.
What I’m doing with my life
This is a really good question. Right now, I'm basically looking for a new job, as the one I have is ok, but could certainly be better. Previously, I worked for various Nonprofits and while it was enjoyable and rewarding I think I'm ready to do something new. While money isn't the main goal in my life, it would be nice to have some of it and get paid closer to what I'm worth (or at least what I believe I am worth). When I'm not looking for a job I'm probably hanging out with friends, playing poker, reading, or doing something random.
I’m really good at
Pretending I'm funny, reading, gambling, and being spontaneous.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyelashes/eyes and my charm (or lack of).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. House of Leaves, Jackrabbit Parole, On The Beach, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Prince Caspian, Hatchet, House of Sand and Fog, The Great Gatsby, My Name Is Asher Lev, A Peoples History of The United States, The Bretheren, The Lost Legends of New Jersey, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Left Behind, Into Thin Air, The Manual, Prince Caspian, Happy Baby, Our Dumb Century, Fools Die, Slake's Limbo, House of Sand and Fog, The Savage God, The Biggest Game in Town, The Professor, the Banker, and The Suicide King, The Odds, Maus, Breakfast of Champions, The Chosen

B. The Princess Bride, Memento, Waking Ned Devine, The Fugative, Snatch, Haiku Tunnel, The Royal Tennenbaums, Wet Hot American Summer, Say Anything, Wayne's World, Boyz in the Hood, Moonrise Kingdom, Any Documentary made by Rakontur

C. James, REM, Radiohead, Tragically Hip, Beastie Boys, Willie Nelson, Spirtualized, Will Oldem, Mos Def, Clinic, REM, Apollo four-forty, Beach Boys, Evil BBC, Ace of Base, Jackson 5, Buffalo Daughter, Tech N9ne, Loudon Wainwright III, Evil BBC, Steve Earle, Ice Cube, Beatles, Public Enemy, Jonathan Richman, Eels, They Might Be Giants, Soul Coughing, John Prine, Massive Attack, Morphine, Pavement, Flaming Lips, GodSpeed You Black Emperor, MC Paul Barman, Wu-Tang Clan,

D. Sourdough Bread, Thin Mints, Blue Razzberry Blow Pops, Carrots, Bacon
The six things I could never do without
Friends and family
Music/device to listen to music
Cell Phone
International Treaties
Free Will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
way too many different things
On a typical Friday night I am
Right now I work Saturdays so nothing too exciting but oh let me tell you, Saturday night is when it gets crazy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't eat cheese.

Sometimes if I'm on a bad date I try to convince the person I don't have a middle name.

A lot of the time I feel like I'm not very good at being an adult.
You should message me if
You are interesting or think that I might actually be.

You want to go on a random or spontaneous adventure.

You want to give me a new job.