36Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
Brand new for you in 16 Y'all.

I like to think that I am funny, smart, and witty but as the days go on I am becoming to think I am not as funny smart or witty as I think I am or want to be. I've been in the Seattle area now for about the last 5 years. I'm originally from the East Coast and I get back there once or twice a year.

From back in the day, three adjectives that are ridiculous that describe me- desultory, jocular, and vociferous.
What I’m doing with my life
I work a job that I love with great people. Unfortunately, its currently a nights/weekend gig so I'm working Friday through Monday when many people are asleep. I can take time off with little notice which is great and I'm generally free Tuesday through Friday until about 10 pm. When I'm not working, I'm probably hanging out with friends, playing poker, reading, or doing something random. I used to work in Education and consider myself a life long learner so I'm always trying to pick up new skills and information.
I’m really good at
Pretending I'm funny, reading, gambling, listening, being spontaneous, and taking naps. Sleep, that's where I'm a Viking.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyelashes/eyes and my charm (or lack of).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. House of Leaves, Jackrabbit Parole, On The Beach, A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius, Prince Caspian, Hatchet, House of Sand and Fog, The Great Gatsby, My Name Is Asher Lev, A Peoples History of The United States, The Bretheren, The Lost Legends of New Jersey, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Left Behind, Into Thin Air, The Manual, Happy Baby, Our Dumb Century, Fools Die, Slake's Limbo, House of Sand and Fog, The Savage God, The Biggest Game in Town, The Professor, the Banker, and The Suicide King, The Odds, Maus, Breakfast of Champions, The Chosen

B. The Princess Bride, Memento, Waking Ned Devine, The Fugative, Snatch, Haiku Tunnel, The Royal Tennenbaums, Wet Hot American Summer, Say Anything, Wayne's World, Boyz in the Hood, Moonrise Kingdom, Any Documentary made by Rakontur

C. James, REM, Radiohead, Tragically Hip, Beastie Boys, Willie Nelson, Spirtualized, Will Oldem, Mos Def, Clinic, REM, Apollo four-forty, Beach Boys, Evil BBC, Ace of Base, Jackson 5, Buffalo Daughter, Tech N9ne, Loudon Wainwright III, Evil BBC, Steve Earle, Ice Cube, Beatles, Public Enemy, Jonathan Richman, Eels, They Might Be Giants, Soul Coughing, John Prine, Massive Attack, Morphine, Pavement, Flaming Lips, GodSpeed You Black Emperor, MC Paul Barman, Wu-Tang Clan,

D. Sourdough Bread, Thin Mints, Blue Razzberry Blow Pops, Carrots, Bacon
Six things I could never do without
Friends and family
Music/podcasts to listen to music
Cell Phone
International Treaties
Free Will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Current events, how I should be going to the gym more, Get rich quick schemes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking a nap and then working until 6:00 AM.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't eat cheese.

Sometimes if I'm on a bad date I try to convince the person I don't have a middle name.

A lot of the time I feel like I'm not very good at being an adult.
You should message me if
Anything above speaks to you or you want to go on a spontaneous adventure, or take a nap.
The two of us